Old main unable to balance

[scroobal]

After reading his daughter's recent article and checked around. He cannot balance and has to held by his security staff when he stands. The instruction is that he must be held by both hands at all times when he stands. The guy still determined to make MP public events. They should officially retire him. His obstinance is well known but this is way beyond reason.

 

[eatshitndie]

*yawn* i was unable to balance too after i took a dump this morning. the sudden disposal of a massive load of shit caused the bodily center of gravity to shift upwards by about a foot.

 

[scroobal]

This is major, around the clock must hold. Walking chair went no one in sight.

*yawn* i was unable to balance too after i took a dump this morning. the sudden disposal of a massive load of shit caused the bodily center of gravity to shift upwards by about a foot.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

thanks for the hot tip scroobal now we can further fine tune in estimating in placing our bets as to when the old one will kick the bucket. Let's see how piece of news comes in cannot stand on both legs and needs support ah! should be less than 5 years.

 

[THE_CHANSTER]

After reading his daughter's recent article and checked around. He cannot balance and has to held by his security staff when he stands. The instruction is that he must be held by both hands at all times when he stands. The guy still determined to make MP public events. They should officially retire him. His obstinance is well known but this is way beyond reason.

Is he too proud to use a wheelchair?

 

[eatshitndie]

This is major, around the clock must hold. Walking chair went no one in sight.

told him to carry more shit in his guts, but he refused. now with nothing in his lower abdomen, his big head is constantly falling over. this papa is too much. he thinks he can overcum the laws of physics. obviously, he's way over his head.

 

[scroobal]

Image has always been an obsession with him. His children driving old cars while their security details all modern and more expensive cars is one example.

Is he too proud to use a wheelchair?

 

[laksaboy]

Just put him on a wheelchair. Problem solved.

Of course, 'face' is more important for a politician. You don't want your sycophants to debate about the state of your health.

 

[blackmondy]

Lau Chee Bye has all the riches to buy all the nutrients he can have and yet still can't stay fit. Just look at Dick Van Dyke, almost same age as LCB and still can tap-dance.

[video=youtube;Py4gll8J11I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py4gll8J11I[/video]

 

[Rogue Trader]

Image has always been an obsession with him. His children driving old cars while their security details all modern and more expensive cars is one example.

so they should get him an old wheelchair!

 

[GoldenDragon]

so they should get him an old wheelchair!

Problem is, old wheelchair won't be happy to have old backside sitting on it. They prefer the young ones!

 

[steffychun]

Will they renovate Parliament house so that he can easily wheel himself inside--handicapped access?

 

[Leongsam]

I have balance problems because of my left testicle.

 

[looneytan]

I have balance problems because of my left testicle.

Why don't you just cut them off

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

I have balance problems because of my left testicle.

Soursop will cure your problem rightaway.

 

[kingrant]

He can walk and stand on his hands so the blood can flow more easily to his head.

 

[Leongsam]

Soursop will cure your problem rightaway.

Which testicle do I inject the juice into?.. the swollen one to bring down the swelling or the normal one to balance things out?

 

[wendychan]

After reading his daughter's recent article and checked around. He cannot balance and has to held by his security staff when he stands. The instruction is that he must be held by both hands at all times when he stands. The guy still determined to make MP public events. They should officially retire him. His obstinance is well known but this is way beyond reason.

checked around

you heard, i heard

but you creamed again right, because you managed to write another pontificating piece

 

[wendychan]

you got no balls to type properly the word "man"
or were you doing something else while pontificating ?

 

[Leongsam]

checked around

you heard, i heard

He hears when others fail to listen.

He sees where others did not look.