NUSWhispers is Proof That Singaporeans Really Only Have 5 Problems

[EunoiaJAYCEE]

Since 2015, Singapore’s best and brightest have flocked to the confessions page that is NUSWhispers, like moths to a flame.

Everyday, the page receives between 10 to 30 anonymous submissions from students looking to shed their inhibitions and air their grievances in exchange for reasonably bad advice from online trolls.

Confessions range from the scandalous, “What do you guys think about a year 1(M) dating a year 4(F)?” to the academic, “Will I still be able to achieve at least a B+ if i scored badly for my midterms?” to the irrelevant, “If a man gets 1 boob through surgery … Is it still offensive to be half naked?”

While it is tempting to dismiss the page as frivolous, writing off these confessions as trivial problems of 20-something-probably-privileged university students, closer inspection reveals that NUSWhispers does in fact accurately and effectively encapsulate some very quintessential Singaporean issues.

It seems that regardless of race, language or religion, Singaporeans really only have 5 problems.

1. “In a happy committed long-term relationship but I can’t stop thinking about this girl I met two weeks ago.”

With close to a third of the confessions posted to the page daily pertain to matters of the heart, NUSWhispers should really be called NUSHelpLoveIsSoHard.

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[rushifa666]

One of them have to take the arse. Not a prkblem

 

[eatshitndie]

with these concerns among the best and brightest next generation of sinkies, how can sinkie oppies have hope of ever unseating the pappies?

 

[kezgtree]

with these concerns among the best and brightest next generation of sinkies, how can sinkie oppies have hope of ever unseating the pappies?

...the 69.69 % voters can go eatshit n die...Will only happen in 50years..

 

[eatshitndie]

...the 69.69 % voters can go eatshit n die...Will only happen in 50years..

sinkies have been eating shit everyday.

 

[mojito]

You believe everything you read on the internet? o_O

 

[eatshitndie]

no. 6.9 question facing sinkies:

when can sinkies fuck and fist sinkies in the arsehole? disgusting!

 

[Agoraphobic]

with these concerns among the best and brightest next generation of sinkies, how can sinkie oppies have hope of ever unseating the pappies?

I've been hearing of opposition party victory aspiratons since secondary school days in the seventies, Despite the high education level in Singapore, the citizens all vote same pattern.

Cheers!

 

[congo9]

with these concerns among the best and brightest next generation of sinkies, how can sinkie oppies have hope of ever unseating the pappies?

I admit. The best and brightest have such thing on mind. Admit that PAP will be in power in many years to come.