Notice a trend..Are stovepipe pants back in fashion?

[Debonerman]

I am rather happy, you seem to be making an effort to learn the Great English language. Please note that a lump of shit is countable, therefore, 'a' is correct, you don't have to put quotation marks around it.

Also note that 'lump of shit people' doesn't make sense. I take it you mean 'shitty person'.


Continue to work on your English and one day we can understand you without any problems.

Yes thank you Professor Lumpofshit. So you understand that "targeting" can mean a two way thing in the Great English Language, do you?

 

[mrssmith]

shit is excreted and discharged on a daily basis. balls on the other hand dangle always between your legs until castrated. they shouldn't stink as much as shit. in fact they should be cleaned and perfumed daily.

Bravo, well said. I personally trim my pubic hair to reduce any sweating and consequently, odour, in that region.

PS: Capitalise your words when writing in English.

 

[mrssmith]

Yes thank you Professor Lumpofshit. So you understand that "targeting" can mean a two way thing in the Great English Language, do you?

I do not understand what you are writing. Could you write in simpler sentences so I can understand you and help you with your English? What is a 'two way thing'?

 

[Debonerman]

shit is excreted and discharged on a daily basis. balls on the other hand dangle always between your legs until castrated. they shouldn't stink as much as shit. in fact they should be cleaned and perfumed daily.

You are stating for the record that you perfumed your balls?? What kind of sexual partners are you having?

 

[Ramseth]

shit is excreted and discharged on a daily basis. balls on the other hand dangle always between your legs until castrated. they shouldn't stink as much as shit. in fact they should be cleaned and perfumed daily.

Be careful if your perfumed balls attract sniffing and biting dogs, like Alsatians out of leash.

 

[mrssmith]

You are stating for the record that you perfumed your balls?? What kind of sexual partners are you having?

Hi Deboner,

It should be: You are stating ON the record that you PERFUME your balls?? What sexual partners DO YOU HAVE?

In English, 'on the record' means to disclose publicly.

 

[drifter]

Be careful if your perfumed balls attract sniffing and biting dogs, like Alsatians out of leash.

what about army ants ?

[video=youtube;MStCYtXT6Lw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MStCYtXT6Lw[/video]

 

[Debonerman]

***Signature: Spreading the Great English language and Great Western culture***

Lest I get disapproving shakes of the heads by some seniors here for taking troll baits, I am moving on on you in this thread. But keep it up, you can mudskip again all you want. My scope is on you.

 

[eatshitndie]

You are stating for the record that you perfumed your balls?? What kind of sexual partners are you having?

my balls don't stink as they are washed with soap daily. thus, they don't need to be perfumed. as for your balls, perfume will help as they seem to be wanting for a good wash.

 

[eatshitndie]

Be careful if your perfumed balls attract sniffing and biting dogs, like Alsatians out of leash.

hahaha. dogs like stinky balls. the stinkier they are more attracted.

 

[Debonerman]

my balls don't stink as they are washed with soup daily. thus, they don't need to be perfumed. as for your balls, perfume will help as they seem to be wanting for a good wash.

I appreciate your help with my hygiene since you insist on it. But please keep your hands off them. I don't want people to get the wrong idea about us!

 

[eatshitndie]

Bravo, well said. I personally trim my pubic hair to reduce any sweating and consequently, odour, in that region.

PS: Capitalise your words when writing in English.

i don't give a shit or two about capitalization. it's an extra keystroke or two that anyone can dispense of in this modern age of short messaging.

 

[mrssmith]

Lest I get disapproving shakes of the heads by some seniors here for taking troll baits, I am moving on on you in this thread. But keep it up, you can mudskip again all you want. My scope is on you.

Even though I can hardly understand you, I am happy as long as you continue making efforts to write in English. That is all I want - for you to be Westernised.

 

[eatshitndie]

I appreciate your help with my hygiene since you insist on it. But please keep your hands off them. I don't want people to get the wrong idea about us!

agreed and done. you keep to your doberman and i keep to my pair of hands.

 

[mrssmith]

i don't give a shit or two about capitalization. it's an extra keystroke or two that anyone can dispense of in this modern age of short messaging.

You are right. I just find it funny that despite being a Singaporean, you spell the American way. Anyway, whatever rocks your boat.

America is a Great Nation and may America rule the world for eternity.

 

[eatshitndie]

You are right. I just find it funny that despite being a Singaporean, you spell the American way. Anyway, whatever rocks your boat.

America is a Great Nation and may America rule the world for eternity.

thank you sam! oh wait a minute, thank you mrs. smith.

 

[Debonerman]

Hi Deboner,

It should be: You are stating ON the record that you PERFUME your balls?? What sexual partners DO YOU HAVE?

In English, 'on the record' means to disclose publicly.

Dumbass, you need to suck Sam the Jew's dick harder for English interpretation. American? My lanjiao also?

 

[mrssmith]

Dumbass, you need to suck Sam the Jew's dick harder for English interpretation. American? My lanjiao also?

Foaming at the mouth already? Surely it is time to call for backups.