Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

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Emad Hajjaj
31 August 2021

End of Rambo​

A movie that we will not see from Hollywood , End of Rambo sequel as it should be !

 

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Zach
31 August 2021

After Shift​

No amount of praise can heal the empty stomach of overworked and underpaid health care professionals.

 

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Thieves

In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves.
In Japan, in 30 minutes, it caught 2 thieves.

They took it out to
different countries for tests:

U.S.A in 30 min, it caught 50 thieves;

UK in 30 min, it caught 20 thieves;

Spain in 30 min, it caught 25 thieves;

Nigeria in 10 min, it caught 200 thieves;

Uganda in 10 min, it caught 500 thieves;

Malaysia in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.

 

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This Bakery in France If you purchase more than 30 Euro’s you can kiss the sales girl
and if you purchase more than 100 Euro’s you can take her to the back room.
The Baker does the same service for ladies.. you need a schengen Visa to get there..

 

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Tit For Tat

The husband gets a love bite on his neck from his secretary.
He goes home quite worried, but suddenly gets a brainwave!

On reaching home, he allows his pet dog to jump on him and shouts, "He bit my neck".

The wife removes her bra and says, "See what he did to me!"

 

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Lovebites

The husband gets a love bite on his neck from his secretary.
He goes home quite worried, but suddenly gets a brainwave!
On reaching home, he allows his pet dog to jump on him and shouts, "He bit my neck".

The wife removes her bra and says, "See what he did to me!"

 

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NAUGHTY ENGINEERS!!

Four girls took lift in a car full of Engineers...

Since no place available, they sat on each Boy's lap...

After 5 minutes...

Girl1: Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.??
Boy1: How do you know..??
Girl1: Your tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area...

Girl2: Are you an IT Engineer..??
Boy2: How do you know..??
Girl2: Your Pen drive is trying to connect with my USB port...

Girl3: Are you a Mechanical Engineer..???
Boy3: How do you know..??
Girl3: Your Piston is trying to move into my cylinder....

And the best one...

Girl4: Are you a Civil Engineer..??
Boy4: How do you know..???
Girl4: Your dam has broken and flooded my village....

*Cheers to all Engineers !!*

 

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Serhii Fedko
2 September 2021

“Opportunity passport”​

 

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Shahid Atiqullah
2 September 2021

Taliban Islamic sharia​

Taliban, terrorism, Afghanistan, Iran and Pakistan looted Afghanistan`s assets, 4trillion for nothing,

 

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Becs
2 September 2021

Culture!​

 

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Plop & KanKr
1 September 2021

The covid and its variants !​

The Delta variant of covid-19 continues to infect the world and scientists are worried about new mutations in the virus.

 

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Bart van Leeuwen
1 September 2021

Time's Up!​

China limits video games to three hours a week for young people.

 

[Wayne Piew]

 

[Wayne Piew]

 

[Byebye Penis]

 

[Byebye Penis]

 

[Byebye Penis]