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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Predrag Srbljanin
12 December 2020
Real person of the year
We are the real-life heroes in the time of COVID-19.
Can count?
A farmer and his wife worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college.
As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns.
Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and sent off to his parents.
On the back of the photo he scrawled..... How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?
Shortly after, the son received this note from his parents.....
"You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell cunt!!"
A farmer and his wife worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college.
As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns.
Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and sent off to his parents.
On the back of the photo he scrawled..... How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?
Shortly after, the son received this note from his parents.....
"You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell cunt!!"
Not again, red faced (and lost face too) -2nd wrong bust (after Oct) 
Thai police admit 'giant' drug bust found just 1.2g of ketamine
Officials view the seized drugs at a warehouse in Chachoengsao, Thailand, Nov 12, 2020. (Photo: Reuters/Office of the Narcotics Control Board/Handout)
15 Dec 2020 02:51PM(Updated: 15 Dec 2020 03:00PM)
BANGKOK: Thai authorities said on Tuesday (Dec 15) that barely more than one gram of ketamine had been found in a seizure that police had initially believed contained more than 12 tonnes of the drug worth almost US$1 billion.
Wichai Chaimongkol, head of the Narcotics Control Board, told a news conference that 12.1 tonnes of the haul contained trisodium phosphate - a chemical which can be used as a food additive and cleaning agent.
READ: Thailand says US$1 billion drug bust was a ‘misunderstanding’
The remaining 301kg was calcium carbonate and just 1.2g of ketamine, he said, adding the seizure was made as part of an international investigation following arrests in Taiwan.
In November, Thai police announced what they thought was the country's largest ketamine drug bust and said it pointed to a multinational drug network.
But authorities later said tests had not shown up drugs and that trisodium phosphate reacted in the same way as ketamine by turning purple in tests.
In medicine, ketamine is used as an anaesthetic or an anti-depressant, but as a recreational drug it is used to induce dreamy or trance-like sensations, and sometimes hallucinations.
Source: Reuters/ad
Thai police admit 'giant' drug bust found just 1.2g of ketamine
Officials view the seized drugs at a warehouse in Chachoengsao, Thailand, Nov 12, 2020. (Photo: Reuters/Office of the Narcotics Control Board/Handout)
15 Dec 2020 02:51PM(Updated: 15 Dec 2020 03:00PM)
BANGKOK: Thai authorities said on Tuesday (Dec 15) that barely more than one gram of ketamine had been found in a seizure that police had initially believed contained more than 12 tonnes of the drug worth almost US$1 billion.
Wichai Chaimongkol, head of the Narcotics Control Board, told a news conference that 12.1 tonnes of the haul contained trisodium phosphate - a chemical which can be used as a food additive and cleaning agent.
READ: Thailand says US$1 billion drug bust was a ‘misunderstanding’
The remaining 301kg was calcium carbonate and just 1.2g of ketamine, he said, adding the seizure was made as part of an international investigation following arrests in Taiwan.
In November, Thai police announced what they thought was the country's largest ketamine drug bust and said it pointed to a multinational drug network.
But authorities later said tests had not shown up drugs and that trisodium phosphate reacted in the same way as ketamine by turning purple in tests.
In medicine, ketamine is used as an anaesthetic or an anti-depressant, but as a recreational drug it is used to induce dreamy or trance-like sensations, and sometimes hallucinations.
Source: Reuters/ad
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