AN HONEST PATHAN
Free sex and petrol
'A petrol station owner in Lahore was trying to
increase his sales.
so he put up a sign that read,
Free Sex with Fill-Up
Soon a Pathan pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Pathan guessed 8, and the proprietor said,
'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, Pathan along with his friend, a Sindhi, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Pathan guessed 2 this
time. The proprietor said,
'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, the Sindhi said to the Pathan
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
The Pathan replied, 'No it ain't, . It's not rigged at all.
My wife won twice last week.