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Horse around with chicken?

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a m&d hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer, to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farmer. But the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW 32 8i, back to the m&d hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend - the horse, and drives forward, saving him from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the m&d hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said ...... " I think I can save you, by standing over the hole "

So he stretched over the width of the hole and said ...... " Grab my penis and pull yourself up ! "

The chicken did that and pulled himself to safety.

Now ...... what is the Moral of the story ?
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The Moral of the story is ...... " If you have a dick like that of a horse, you dont need a BMW to pick up chicks ! "
 
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Were vermin have more common sense than Republicans.

Noah
29 October 2020
The Sinking Ship
Most native english speakers are familiar with the phrase ‘rats leaving a sinking ship;’ where those of unsavory character leave a nefarious group so as not to be persecuted for their involvement.
I wanted to add more sharks, but there was just not enough space to give sufficient representation too all those who have a ‘bone to pick’ with the administration.
 
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