Morhaf Youssef
3 September 2020
The sex senses .
When sex steals your five senses, say goodbye to your brain .
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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Morhaf Youssef
3 September 2020
The sex senses .
When sex steals your five senses, say goodbye to your brain .
Maarten Wolterink
3 September 2020
Paint it Han Chinese Red
Over the Summer holidays, suddenly Inner Mongolia’s main language (Mongolian) has changed into Han Chinese.
It’s the way the Chinese colonise. First fill it up with Han Chinese, then marginalise the original culture.
Abdelghani Dahdouh
3 September 2020
World Health Organization!
The World Health Organization is fighting Coronavirus!
Vladimir Kazanevsky
3 September 2020
Alexei Navalny poisoned with nerve agent Novichok
Putin opponent Alexei Navalny poisoned with Soviet-era nerve agent Novichok
White gold at funeral?
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university:
"I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and
you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it.
As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."
And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a
financial planner, each very successful financially.
When their father's time had come and they saw their father in the coffin,
they remembered his wish.
First, it was the doctor who put 20 X $50 notes on the chest of the
deceased.
Then, came the financial planner, who also put $1,000 there.
Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket,
took out his cheque book, wrote a cheque for $3,000, put it under his
father's body, took the $2,000 cash and closed the
coffin's lid.......
He went on to become a member of Parliament.
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university:
"I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and
you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it.
As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."
And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a
financial planner, each very successful financially.
When their father's time had come and they saw their father in the coffin,
they remembered his wish.
First, it was the doctor who put 20 X $50 notes on the chest of the
deceased.
Then, came the financial planner, who also put $1,000 there.
Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket,
took out his cheque book, wrote a cheque for $3,000, put it under his
father's body, took the $2,000 cash and closed the
coffin's lid.......
He went on to become a member of Parliament.
Smells Sex?
Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said 'how does the male know when the female is ready for sex'?
I replied he can smell she is ready thats how nature works!
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfreind asked how the ram knew when the yew was ready for sex.
I replied 'its nature he can smell she is ready'!
We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said this is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready, I said look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.
Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said 'see you soon but I hope your fucking cold gets better'!
Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said 'how does the male know when the female is ready for sex'?
I replied he can smell she is ready thats how nature works!
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfreind asked how the ram knew when the yew was ready for sex.
I replied 'its nature he can smell she is ready'!
We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said this is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready, I said look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.
Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said 'see you soon but I hope your fucking cold gets better'!
Rodrigo de Matos
7 September 2020
Darth Virus
Greying populations, faltering growth, high public debt and low inflation were already taking a toll on
many mature economies, even before the pandemic, which only came to accelerate the collapse
Alfredo Martirena
9 September 2020
Children's stories and Pandemic
The pandemic has stolen all the scenarios and is part of daily life, children also listen to stories that relate the dangers of contagion
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