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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Challenge: MM with LKY gone fishing
Once lky challenged mahathir that he can catch more fish.
So, the two of them went fishing separately with independent assessors accompanying them.
Mahathir fished in Malaysian Waters and lky fished in Singapore waters. After one hour of fishing, Mahathir caught 3 fish.
Lky didn't catch any. Lky asked for extension of time and the two fished for another hour.
This time Mahathir caught another 4. Again lky didn't catch any. Lky again asked for an extension of time.
This time lky decided to relocate his fishing spot to a fish farm in Singapore. Sure catch one. After another hour of fishing, mahatir caught another 5. He was getting better at this. But our poor Lky couldn't even catch a single fish in s fish farm teeming with fish. He was really puzzled by this.
Eventually Mahathir explained to Lky: "In your country even the fish don't dare to open their mouth."
:-)
Once lky challenged mahathir that he can catch more fish.
So, the two of them went fishing separately with independent assessors accompanying them.
Mahathir fished in Malaysian Waters and lky fished in Singapore waters. After one hour of fishing, Mahathir caught 3 fish.
Lky didn't catch any. Lky asked for extension of time and the two fished for another hour.
This time Mahathir caught another 4. Again lky didn't catch any. Lky again asked for an extension of time.
This time lky decided to relocate his fishing spot to a fish farm in Singapore. Sure catch one. After another hour of fishing, mahatir caught another 5. He was getting better at this. But our poor Lky couldn't even catch a single fish in s fish farm teeming with fish. He was really puzzled by this.
Eventually Mahathir explained to Lky: "In your country even the fish don't dare to open their mouth."
:-)
Charlie Chaplin's Day
Vladimir Khakhanov
A touching actor, a man of small stature, with an amazingly big soul,
he forever left a memory in the soul of every spectator.
The great actor Charlie Chaplin, whose birthday is celebrated on April 16 by the public around the world.
Vladimir Khakhanov
A touching actor, a man of small stature, with an amazingly big soul,
he forever left a memory in the soul of every spectator.
The great actor Charlie Chaplin, whose birthday is celebrated on April 16 by the public around the world.
Assange: baby, whistleblower or rapist?
Maarten Wolterink
Fill me in. He's not a journalist , that's for sure.
Maarten Wolterink
Fill me in. He's not a journalist , that's for sure.
Those Clever Nuns...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which says:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST, NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
"What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man,
"Please knock on this door."
He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs,
"Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which says:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST, NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
"What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man,
"Please knock on this door."
He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs,
"Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
After wedding night
Lady traffic police got married, and on the next morning after her 1st night in bed with her husband,
she gave him a summon of $1000/-.
Husband in shock asked why?
She replies:
Over speed = $100
Wrong side = $300
Repeated horn pressing = $200
Not using helmet = $400
Lady traffic police got married, and on the next morning after her 1st night in bed with her husband,
she gave him a summon of $1000/-.
Husband in shock asked why?
She replies:
Over speed = $100
Wrong side = $300
Repeated horn pressing = $200
Not using helmet = $400
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