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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT ? ? ?
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started....
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started....
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My wife was standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment."
I replied, *"Your eyesight is perfect."*
And then the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to my *parents'* house.
And then the fight started....
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Dedicated to all married couples. *But don't send to all.*
I sent it to my friend. He sent it to his wife and then the fight started.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started....
***************************
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started....
***************************
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started....
***************************
My wife was standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment."
I replied, *"Your eyesight is perfect."*
And then the fight started....
***************************
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to my *parents'* house.
And then the fight started....
***************************
Dedicated to all married couples. *But don't send to all.*
I sent it to my friend. He sent it to his wife and then the fight started.
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Audi and Diesel Gate
Olivier Ploux
Will Rupert Stadler go to jail because of the dieselgate ? You won't see Audi brand logo like before…
Olivier Ploux
Will Rupert Stadler go to jail because of the dieselgate ? You won't see Audi brand logo like before…
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GLOBES TSAR....
Hassan Bleibel
PUTIN GAME.
Hassan Bleibel
PUTIN GAME.
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