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_*This joke apparently won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain*_
_*Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.*_
_*When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."*_
_*Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."*_
_*The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.*_
_*Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.*_
_*One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.*_
_*When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."*_
_*Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"*_
_*He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is...*_
_*I have quit drinking"!!!*_
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_*Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.*_
_*When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."*_
_*Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."*_
_*The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.*_
_*Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.*_
_*One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.*_
_*When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."*_
_*Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"*_
_*He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is...*_
_*I have quit drinking"!!!*_
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