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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Mrs. Facebook and her Seven Bastard Children
Pete Kreiner
The most hated family in the social media universe.
Pete Kreiner
The most hated family in the social media universe.
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friend asked me what fragrance you using, i replied "Eau De Ah Neh" lol...
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GE dig at Najib, from a crony across the causeway 
:p
Never in my life, I have been so deeply touched by the response, to a single message sent by me......
Try it....it really works...!!!
I sent *"Najib continue as PM"* to 20 of my friends...
And you know what...
13 offered me *Free Sex* by responding; *"Fuck You......"*
4 offered me *Free advice towards a healthy sex life*, by responding; *"Go fuck yourself...."*
The remaining 3 enquired about my *Sexual well-being..*, by asking; *''Are you fucking mad......?"*
Overwhelmed!!!
:pNever in my life, I have been so deeply touched by the response, to a single message sent by me......
Try it....it really works...!!!
I sent *"Najib continue as PM"* to 20 of my friends...
And you know what...
13 offered me *Free Sex* by responding; *"Fuck You......"*
4 offered me *Free advice towards a healthy sex life*, by responding; *"Go fuck yourself...."*
The remaining 3 enquired about my *Sexual well-being..*, by asking; *''Are you fucking mad......?"*
Overwhelmed!!!
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LKY and Najib. Justifying his dipping into candy jar 
The late Lee Kuan Yew, the former PM of Singapore once said; "there were two options for me, either I be corrupted and have my family members listed in the Forbes' richest people in the world while leaving my people with nothing *OR* I serve my country so that it be listed as among the top economies in the world.
I chose the latter."
Najib said; "there were two options for me too but the second option was already taken by Lee Kuan Yew. So I have no choice."
The late Lee Kuan Yew, the former PM of Singapore once said; "there were two options for me, either I be corrupted and have my family members listed in the Forbes' richest people in the world while leaving my people with nothing *OR* I serve my country so that it be listed as among the top economies in the world.
I chose the latter."
Najib said; "there were two options for me too but the second option was already taken by Lee Kuan Yew. So I have no choice."
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Square testicles?!
Old but gold. And supposed to bring you the luck of the Irish.
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An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.
The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'
The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'
'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.'
'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.'
'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock this morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of Ireland '
The origin of this Irish story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would definitely be unlucky.
Do not keep this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck. Something good will happen to you in the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck during the four days.
Old but gold. And supposed to bring you the luck of the Irish.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.
The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'
The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'
'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.'
'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.'
'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock this morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of Ireland '
The origin of this Irish story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would definitely be unlucky.
Do not keep this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck. Something good will happen to you in the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck during the four days.
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