Chitchat Nostalgia hokkien words used

[ChinaCommunistSG]

How to say daughter in law in Hokkian ?

 

[sbfuncle]

jiak ber puay chee bye

actually means what I don't know. last time in army one storeman sergeant always say this phrase

Eat porridge with vagina.
What dish is that I also don't know

 

[sbfuncle]

How to say daughter in law in Hokkian ?

Sim poo

Son in law is gia sai

 

[sbfuncle]

Ko lo so - to psycho

 

[sbfuncle]

Jia Hong choo - gcb

 

[sbfuncle]

Ah ji - big sister
Ah kor - aunt

 

[sbfuncle]

Got 1 nostalgia hokkien rhyme

Lung dee a jia
(People eating)
Lee dee a how
(While you crying)
Lung po yee
(People carrying him)
Lee po gao
(While you carrying dog)
Lung zer yee keo
(People sit chair)
Lee zer phua poon dao
(While you sit a broken dustbin)
Lung koon merng cherng teng
(People sleep on top of bed)
Lee koon toa merng kao
(While you sleep on the door entrance)

 

[sbfuncle]

Hao kor - vulgar words to say eat

Next time if you see someone or neighbours which you piss off with, instead of jia pa buay you say lu how kor buay a very powerful gan people word.

 

[batman1]

de Buay kan - u hopeless case
de hor kao kan - u mudderfarker

 

[sbfuncle]

Lao a hum - eating always dropping food from mouth

 

[Baimi]

Paiseh I forgotten all these liao.
My late dad told me before.

I remember got many roads is by km ko.
Like How many ko
Reference point if I remember correctly is at the Clifford pier there ?

Hope some ah lau samster can share

I think 小坡 is North Bridge Rd
大坡 is South Bridge Rd. Tio Bo.

 

[sbfuncle]

Those geylang pimp knows a lot of very nostalgia hokkien words. The jiang hu hokkien .
Eg they describe the chicken body as kay see (which is furniture in hokkien)
They told me this particular chicken can make the bed tam log log. I can't communicate much with them because of their jiang hu hokkien deem too complex for me.
Kopi tiam ah lau also buay kaw yee nang lai.

 

[sbfuncle]

So we have the normal home spoken hokkien, the lao hokkien which is spoken by your forefathers and the jiang hu lingo hokkien used by the jiang hu people .

 

[sbfuncle]

Ong kay - Real Madrid aka huang ma
Used by lao hero football punters

Once I was at geylang coffeeshop watching a live match of real Madrid.
I then learnt/heard this new word ong kay from 1 of the barbarian bookie.
I wonder if is other teams what kind of lingo will he say

 

[wikiphile]

Once I was at geylang coffeeshop watching a live match of real Madrid.
I then learnt/heard this new word ong kay from 1 of the barbarian bookie.
I wonder if is other teams what kind of lingo will he say

Ong kay 皇家 royal Real

I am seriously doubting your bonafides as an unker

 

[sbfuncle]

Ong kay 皇家 royal Real

I am seriously doubting your bonafides as an unker

I don't read Chinese newspaper at all and don't know much Chinese words in writings and I scored d7 chinese in gce o level after a retake
Also I'm a sbfuncle but not a kopi tiam uncle

 

[sbfuncle]

I don't read Chinese newspaper at all and don't know much Chinese words in writings and I scored d7 chinese in gce o level after a retake
Also I'm a sbfuncle but not a kopi tiam uncle

What is a sbfuncle and what is a kopi tiam uncle ?

Here is my humble definition although both appear to be the same but they are totally different.
Kopi tiam uncles are mostly stupid sinkies. They mostly doesn't have much education and poor with money mgt . They have very powerful spoken hokkien and mostly are Chinese educated seniors and you can always see them carrying a wan bao or xin min. Tcss with beer aunties etc
Even those that are English educated mostly will have something in common I.e. they all barely have 3 gce o level passes and from arts stream in sec sch.

Now sbfuncle is totally a different matter
Although sbfuncle English is not so good, and Chinese lang both not good, but other subjects sbfuncle top in class all the time which puts sbfuncle in the top tier be it in school or the workplace
Sbfuncle also very good with money mgt and analytical skills (not say only but done it with proven results from various aptitude tests)

Both kopi tiam uncle and sbf uncle can be present at the same coffeeshop or sg pool outlets/turf club at the same time looking almost the same, but they are not the same at all .

 

[sbfuncle]

What is a sbfuncle and what is a kopi tiam uncle ?

Here is my humble definition although both appear to be the same but they are totally different.
Kopi tiam uncles are mostly stupid sinkies. They mostly doesn't have much education and poor with money mgt . They have very powerful spoken hokkien and mostly are Chinese educated seniors and you can always see them carrying a wan bao or xin min. Tcss with beer aunties etc
Even those that are English educated mostly will have something in common I.e. they all barely have 3 gce o level passes and from arts stream in sec sch.

Now sbfuncle is totally a different matter
Although sbfuncle English is not so good, and Chinese lang both not good, but other subjects sbfuncle top in class all the time which puts sbfuncle in the top tier be it in school or the workplace
Sbfuncle also very good with money mgt and analytical skills (not say only but done it with proven results from various aptitude tests)

Both kopi tiam uncle and sbf uncle can be present at the same coffeeshop or sg pool outlets/turf club at the same time looking almost the same, but they are not the same at all .

Now when you put a kopitiam uncle together with a sbfuncle, what will happen ?
Eg when they are put together in a coffeeshop or a betting outlet?
It will mostly end with the sbfuncle doing the arm chio
Because of the stupid things/bets done or said or comments by the kopitiam uncle
Of course sbfuncle only can arm chio or else will kana beaten up lor.

 

[rocket]

How to say daughter in law in Hokkian ?

Sim pu

 

[Franjipani]

my dead step grandma always say neh.neh.kor.chee