my housemate this morning very kootlak (努力), then she complained...

[firehyrant]

she kisiao on the ball say she wanted to wash both toilets in the house. then after washing my toilet she kpkb said i damn disgusting. hahaha... she said why my shower area got pee smell and said I must be an unhygienic jerk peeing during shower instead of using toilet bowl... i told her got rule to say during shower cannot pangjio meh? she sibei dulan me now

 

[NanoRay]

Don't cock tease lay. NFRNT

 

[metalrover]

I always aim my pee at toilet flies when peeing jin satisfying

 

[NanoRay]

Your field report:

After a very intense blowjob, I was ready for the ultimate prize. I whipped out a condom from beneath the pillow and was about to pull it over my knob. Suddenly she grabbed my hand, and for a moment I thought she was going to use her mouth to push the rubber sheath down my rod.

"Chicken, I'm still a virgin !"

 

[firehyrant]

Don't cock tease lay. NFRNT

umean u wanna smell my bedroom toilet

Your field report:

After a very intense blowjob, I was ready for the ultimate prize. I whipped out a condom from beneath the pillow and was about to pull it over my knob. Suddenly she grabbed my hand, and for a moment I thought she was going to use her mouth to push the rubber sheath down my rod.

"Chicken, I'm still a virgin !"

ending quite sad ... btw, i like the idea of keeping a condom inside my my pillow. thanks for good idea. prevent unwanted pregnancy.

 

[NanoRay]

Your field report:

After a very intense blowjob, I was ready for the ultimate prize. I whipped out a condom from beneath the pillow and was about to pull it over my knob. Suddenly she grabbed my hand, and for a moment I thought she was going to use her mouth to push the rubber sheath down my rod.

"Chicken, I'm still a virgin !"

What ? Virgin ? 别闹了！

Chicken, I swear I die a violent death if I bluff you.

But you were married before. No ?

Yes, but my marriage was annulled on the grounds of non-consummation. therefore I'm still a virgin.

KNN, this one sounds very familiar leh ... 他妈的，我在哪里听过？

 

[firehyrant]

What ? Virgin ? 别闹了！

Chicken, I swear I die a violent death if I bluff you.

But you were married before. No ?

Yes, but my marriage was annulled on the grounds of non-consummation. therefore I'm still a virgin.

KNN, this one sounds very familiar leh ... 他妈的，我在哪里听过？

later she wake up she will hoot us gaolat then u know

 

[NanoRay]

What ? Virgin ? 别闹了！

Chicken, I swear I die a violent death if I bluff you.

But you were married before. No ?

Yes, but my marriage was annulled on the grounds of non-consummation. therefore I'm still a virgin.

KNN, this one sounds very familiar leh ... 他妈的，我在哪里听过？

Chicken，你是听我说的。

Huh？

这不是别人的台词，这是我的原创。

Huh？You gong similan?

Sorry, I have been keeping a secret from you. But 事到如今，I think I want to 向你坦白一切。

What ... what secret ? You are a ladyboy or what ?

Actually, I'm also a member of SBF, and we have been talking to each other for a long time.

Ha ??????

 

[potato29]

... btw, i like the idea of keeping a condom inside my my pillow. thanks for good idea. prevent unwanted pregnancy.

holiday coming? you hoping she do it again?