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my horny peeping maid - sequel to the running maid
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Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!
don't be so teeko, everybody! oh please! it was the constipated shit that was just pooed out in the toilet.
after arse-spraying and wiping clean, zipped up to exit toilet. lo and behold! my hippo maid was benting outside just as the toilet door swinged open. and hell!! my groin touched her eavedropping ear.
it gave me a shock!! what the hell was she benting over the toilet when i was pooing and grunting moanfully?
now what the hell is wrong with this oversize hippo?? i wonder......
don't be so teeko, everybody! oh please! it was the constipated shit that was just pooed out in the toilet.
after arse-spraying and wiping clean, zipped up to exit toilet. lo and behold! my hippo maid was benting outside just as the toilet door swinged open. and hell!! my groin touched her eavedropping ear.
it gave me a shock!! what the hell was she benting over the toilet when i was pooing and grunting moanfully?
now what the hell is wrong with this oversize hippo?? i wonder......
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Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!
by the way, there is another very usefulness from hippo maid. she is also now the official home garbage disposal. it is rare now to find any leftovers from the dining table. she disposes everything in her bloated tummy. yep! wait till u hear that she is also the official shit machine with huge and stinky poo that overpower the home auto airfreshener :(
oh brother!! i really need an elephant rifle now. desperately need it!!
by the way, there is another very usefulness from hippo maid. she is also now the official home garbage disposal. it is rare now to find any leftovers from the dining table. she disposes everything in her bloated tummy. yep! wait till u hear that she is also the official shit machine with huge and stinky poo that overpower the home auto airfreshener :(
oh brother!! i really need an elephant rifle now. desperately need it!!
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Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!
woe is me!
oversize hippo maid now thought she was american idol. she sang at will.....i gonna have hell pretty soon!
she's singing so bloody freely now and the wifey and mil endorse it. they love her singing! oh brother!! now give me an elephant rifle to gun her down. pluuease!!! :(
woe is me!
oversize hippo maid now thought she was american idol. she sang at will.....i gonna have hell pretty soon!
she's singing so bloody freely now and the wifey and mil endorse it. they love her singing! oh brother!! now give me an elephant rifle to gun her down. pluuease!!! :(
Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!
lianbeng suggests u rent a room outside to live on ur own lah, bro!
see no evil, hear no evil, know no evil!
lianbeng suggests u rent a room outside to live on ur own lah, bro!
see no evil, hear no evil, know no evil!
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tonite, wifey cooked a super big pot of porridge with sweet potatoes. i was wondering whether we were expecting guests. she revealed no. we weren't expecting any guests.
it was hippo maid who told her to cook more so that she won't be hungry later if she had enough porridge to eat for dinner.
guess what?
she gulped down every grain and every drop of the watery porridge. every dishes was wiped shiny clean, not a single morsel was left on the table!!
tonite, wifey cooked a super big pot of porridge with sweet potatoes. i was wondering whether we were expecting guests. she revealed no. we weren't expecting any guests.
it was hippo maid who told her to cook more so that she won't be hungry later if she had enough porridge to eat for dinner.
guess what?
she gulped down every grain and every drop of the watery porridge. every dishes was wiped shiny clean, not a single morsel was left on the table!!
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Re: this is what my hippo maid looks like :( oh mama!!
it finlally happened this afternoon. i crashed into the obstructing hippo who always froze infront of my track especially when i was in a hurry. give me the elephant rifle please!
it finlally happened this afternoon. i crashed into the obstructing hippo who always froze infront of my track especially when i was in a hurry. give me the elephant rifle please!
Re: this is what my hippo maid looks like :( oh mama!!
lianbeng thought u have a "rifle" below ur belt between ur upper thighs?
waiting for what?
lianbeng thought u have a "rifle" below ur belt between ur upper thighs?
waiting for what?
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Re: this is what my hippo maid looks like :( oh mama!!
if i use my personal cumspitting rifle, hippo maid would surely want more. u want me to die earlier is it or age prematurely? chek ark! :p
lianbeng thought u have a "rifle" below ur belt between ur upper thighs?
if i use my personal cumspitting rifle, hippo maid would surely want more. u want me to die earlier is it or age prematurely? chek ark! :p
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Re: this is what my hippo maid looks like :( oh mama!!
i m not plotting about changing the wifey instead of hippo maid.
i just couldn't believe my wifey who allowed the maid to hiao hiao went shopping with her. @@
could my hippo maid be also well-versed in kong tao or some kind of black magic to charm my wifey??
i m not plotting about changing the wifey instead of hippo maid.
i just couldn't believe my wifey who allowed the maid to hiao hiao went shopping with her. @@
could my hippo maid be also well-versed in kong tao or some kind of black magic to charm my wifey??
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and yes! not only signing my credit card for all her shopacohlic activity, she also signed a dress, a pants, some undies and a pair of shoes ....for hippo maid!! FAINT!!
i can be sure and double confirm that the wifey is hexed!!
i can be sure and double confirm that the wifey is hexed!!
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2day during lunchtime was back to my bungalow. lo and behold!! pinoy national flags were hanging.
hippo maid hanged her collection of lacy Gstrings. my god!! i just couldn't believe she was actually wearing those skimpy piece of rope under there. FAINT!! there was a whole range of pschydelic colors. there was the bright chilli red, the poka dot pink and my god!! a see through holeey one. @@
this week i can forget about buying 4D, toto and even think of getting onto the mahjong table. :(
i had been hexed!!
hippo maid hanged her collection of lacy Gstrings. my god!! i just couldn't believe she was actually wearing those skimpy piece of rope under there. FAINT!! there was a whole range of pschydelic colors. there was the bright chilli red, the poka dot pink and my god!! a see through holeey one. @@
this week i can forget about buying 4D, toto and even think of getting onto the mahjong table. :(
i had been hexed!!
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hi there
1. aiyoh! cavey.
2. for goodness sake.
3. get some guy thing to do your "things" loh
4. anyway, you swing that way mah:p
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eavedropped and overheard hippo's sad life story. dunno real or just myth....
she has 6 kids. my goodness!! her oldest son is 24 and helping to support her family. she was here in sg b4. then returned home only to realise her horny husby had runaway with another pinay. he also told all her money. poor cow!
so bo bian, she returned to sg to work as maid. of all the mum, she ended up with my trusting wifey.
very jialat!!
she has 6 kids. my goodness!! her oldest son is 24 and helping to support her family. she was here in sg b4. then returned home only to realise her horny husby had runaway with another pinay. he also told all her money. poor cow!
so bo bian, she returned to sg to work as maid. of all the mum, she ended up with my trusting wifey.
very jialat!!
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