MRT Delay - Begs Passengers Repeatedly For A Pair Of Scissors

[Semaj2357]

duct tape is better. :p

also can, comes in handy for females in flimsy blouses when feeling cold

 

[eatshitndie]

also can, comes in handy for females in flimsy blouses when feeling cold

can be recycled for brazilian wax job too. ouch!

 

[kapkia]

no dildo?...thats a useful tool too when there is the expected MRT delay

y need dildo when u can use ur prick.

by the way... read my siggi...

huat ahh... mrt huat huat....

 

[songsongjurong]

Another incredible tale .....

 

[halsey02]

all trains should have a basic first aid kit which should have a pair of scissors........

They do have the first aid kit box, it is under the seat,in which carriage?? please do a treasure hunt.... I use to see them. But you will have to get FIRST AID, after you have abused regulation by opening that First Aid Kit...

 

[singveld]

i used to carry a leatherman multi tool every where i go.
even on flight before 9-11.

 

[Froggy]

there's erection 2012 and 2013.... those guys been to the chatroom before ....not too sure if 2014 is available

I'm sure bigerection2014 is still available.

 

[songsongjurong]

Doubt SMRT will refund your scissors if they twist it out of shape..dont act smart,just ba~bodoh

 

[oratedar]

Don't lend them scissors.

They will push the blame to your scissors should they cockup the repair work.

 

[yinyang]

mine doesn't seem to work any longer.

need to update your moniker to erection2014. .

Not a chance. Museum piece, relic of the past. :p

Prick implant, new fad.

 

[erection2015]

lol...i used to implant my prick into various holes...now i need a prick implant

Not a chance. Museum piece, relic of the past. :p

Prick implant, new fad.

 

[erection2015]

i think bloody Raiders choped that nick already

I'm sure bigerection2014 is still available.

 

[Seee3]

Doubt SMRT will refund your scissors if they twist it out of shape..dont act smart,just ba~bodoh

Ya probably a wheel got entangled by lots of rafia string and they useyour scissors to cut. It will become dirty and greasy.

 

[erection2015]

my prick i never use on stinky people in mrt trains....only use on Casey's backside.

y need dildo when u can use ur prick.

by the way... read my siggi...

huat ahh... mrt huat huat....

 

[no_faith]

haha a digmud saying ppl bodoh.

 

[streetsmart73]

"Tee hee! I'm still keeping my cushy job. Not happy buy car lah, smelly peasants!"

dafter sheep, dog or idiot, just pick one hoh:kma:

 

[streetsmart73]

i think bloody Raiders choped that nick already[/QUOTE



hi there


1. erect, first kong he fatt choi to you and family.
2. second, me like your avatar.
3. cool, man

 

[songsongjurong]

if you asked for the damaged scissor to be compensated ? SMRT will tell you "Did I point a gun at your head for the scissors ?"

 

[scoobydoo]

it's the passengers' fault for not carrying hardware and tools with them. in future, it will be a crime if passengers do not carry the following in their tool kits (in alphabetical order):

hammer
knife, cutting
pliers
scissors
screw driver, flat head
screw driver, philips head
tape, duct
wrench

.
WITHOUT PREJUDICE.
hmm,
must also carry some Premium Toothpicks.

 

[scoobydoo]

what the FOOk?

im falling aslepp and laughed so much at this videp that im now wide awake


truly once in 50 years

.
WITHOUT PREJUDICE.
hmm,
its an Isolated incident, an honest mistake, Lets move on...
exercise Maximum restraint.