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MRT Delay - Begs Passengers Repeatedly For A Pair Of Scissors

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During a 45 train delay, SMRT begs passengers on board repeatedly for a pair of scissors in order to conduct repairs.

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what the FOOk?

im falling aslepp and laughed so much at this videp that im now wide awake


truly once in 50 years
 
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"Tee hee! I'm still keeping my cushy job. Not happy buy car lah, smelly peasants!"
 
all trains should have a basic first aid kit which should have a pair of scissors........
 
train driver just notice that his toenails are getting too long
 
Someone who has a scissors will be later charged with bringing a "dangerous" weapon onboard.
 
train driver just notice that his toenails are getting too long
hoi! ...

u finished cutting ur hair oredi ... return ze pair of scissors la ...

happy raba-raba-ing! ...
 
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I'm sure most females have a pair....protruding nostril hair is most apparent when others look up from their seats :p
 
train driver just notice that his toenails are getting too long

perhaps you meant nail clipper......anyway, I'm sure most females have a pair on them - protruding nostril hair is most apparent to others when looking up from their seats :p
 
it's the passengers' fault for not carrying hardware and tools with them. in future, it will be a crime if passengers do not carry the following in their tool kits (in alphabetical order):

hammer
knife, cutting
pliers
scissors
screw driver, flat head
screw driver, philips head
tape, duct
wrench

:rolleyes:
 
it's the passengers' fault for not carrying hardware and tools with them. in future, it will be a crime if passengers do not carry the following in their tool kits (in alphabetical order):

hammer
knife, cutting
pliers
scissors
screw driver, flat head
screw driver, philips head
tape, duct
wrench
:rolleyes:
eh, why cable tie no have :confused:
 
no dildo?...thats a useful tool too when there is the expected MRT delay

it's the passengers' fault for not carrying hardware and tools with them. in future, it will be a crime if passengers do not carry the following in their tool kits (in alphabetical order):

hammer
knife, cutting
pliers
scissors
screw driver, flat head
screw driver, philips head
tape, duct
wrench

:rolleyes:
 
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The whole thing is getting more and more ridiculous..

I'm sure the latest increased of fares also due to SMRT in urgent need to buy new screwdrivers, hammer, pliers for their technicians..
 
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