MP gave calamari rings - Stomper happy like fcuk

[brandon66]

MP surprises residents with calamari rings for inaugural block party

STOMPer Ben said that residents who attended the inaugural Sengkang West Zone D RC block party were surprised when the MP, Dr Lam Pin Min provided a plate of fried calamari rings.

In an email to STOMP today (Mar 30), the STOMPer wrote:

“We were delighted to have Dr. Lam Pin Min join us for lunch on Mar 28, which was hosted by Sengkang West Zone D RC and involved residents were staying on levels 9 to 13 of Block 311C, Anchorvale Lane.

"Being the inaugural block party to be held in this zone, Dr. Lam surprised everyone by providing a plate of fried calamari rings for the lunch.

“There were many residents who turned up and took the opportunity to interact with Dr. Lam. Dr. Lam answered various queries and asked residents if they had visited the latest attractions in the neighbourhood, namely, the Anchorvale Community Centre as well as the Sengkang Sports & Recreation Centre.

“Residents were very happy with these new facilities, with some also highlighting that they were excited about the upcoming wet market in Sengkang Central.

“During the lunch, some residents even invited Dr. Lam to their homes while others found this an opportune time to have photographs taken with their MP.

“Besides meeting up with our MP, this occasion allowed many of us to interact with our fellow neighbours whom we seldom meet given our busy schedules.

“At 12.45pm, the party came to an end. Overall, we were very happy to have met up with our MP in an informal setting and to catch up with our neighbours.”

 

[DerekDear]

MP surprises residents with calamari rings for inaugural block party

STOMPer Ben said that residents who attended the inaugural Sengkang West Zone D RC block party were surprised when the MP, Dr Lam Pin Min provided a plate of fried calamari rings.

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"Being the inaugural block party to be held in this zone, Dr. Lam surprised everyone by providing a plate of fried calamari rings for the lunch.

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“At 12.45pm, the party came to an end. Overall, we were very happy to have met up with our MP in an informal setting and to catch up with our neighbours.”

What do you expect - PEASANTS are easy to rule, easy to please..

 

[eQuipment]

knn, the stomper never eat sotong b4 lah.

never see mp go round giving bak-kwa/ kum during chinese new yr, or ketupat during hari raya, or bryani during deepavali, or turkey during xmas leh.......... only see them go house to house beg for votes during GE

 

[takcheksian]

What do you expect - PEASANTS are easy to rule, easy to please..

Give one plate of kah-lan rings, peasants are happy? WTF!!! Is this pure spin, or are these peasants genuinely happy to be getting those shitty 'peanuts'?

 

[ah_phah]

MP contribute 1 plate of sotong rings only? 1 plate of sotong rings enough to feed how many ppl? the MP also very kiam-siap, get big fat MP allowance pay cheque, but only can afford sotong.

give out abalone then there's something to smile about la

 

[Einfield]

MP contribute 1 plate of sotong rings only? 1 plate of sotong rings enough to feed how many ppl? the MP also very kiam-siap, get big fat MP allowance pay cheque, but only can afford sotong.

give out abalone then there's something to smile about la

He think he is Jesus, One plate of sotong can feed 2000 greedy Sinkies.

 

[ah_phah]

jesus give fish & roti, and manage to feed 5000 strong crowd. the MP use the sotong to PCC, then cut the sotong to slices, then deep fry n serve to the ppl.

in this kind of situation, should ask the french cuisine trained permanent secretary come out to demonstrate his culinary skills la.

 

[rainnix]

"Dr Lam Pin Min provided a plate of fried calamari rings."

It is symbolic to tell those residents attending the RC block party they are blur like sotong and this stupid stomper is so stupid enough to stomp about it.

 

[sage]

stomper may be ka kee lang - publicity

 

[ah_phah]

stomper is 1 of the ultra cheap grassroot dogs trying to por lampah lah. 1 plate of sotong he so happy until can post on stomp, if give him a plate of dogfood, he will set up kor-tai to pray + thank the MP.

 

[diversifyx2]

WTF, MP let you eat sotong, made you look like sotong and you are so happy, u har a real sotong lah

 

[sufferwell]

who is this Dr. Lam Par Min?
good mp?

 

[Royston46]

Fried sotong can make them so happy sia!?!

What if the MP give free blowjobs to all sia, then how?

All sign up to contribute more tax har?!

 

[halsey02]

"Dr Lam Pin Min provided a plate of fried calamari rings."

It is symbolic to tell those residents attending the RC block party they are blur like sotong and this stupid stomper is so stupid enough to stomp about it.

The Stomper is a RC member...must 'sar kar'..aka carry balls, who paid for the calamari rings? out of the MP pocket.. then , I will take a plate also...blur fark!....most likely out of RC funds..and 'blur sotong' in actual fact is subsidizing for that plate already!.

Of course residents want to take photos with MP ( the are god of wealth), can frame picture put in the office...will enhance image... clients coming to the office..looking at the picture..will say " wah!, you know MP....."!!



Oh! I forgot...where is the Shark Fin Soup, the Bird's Nest Soup, the free MacDonald's Breakfast ( at HG, given by MP wannabe)???..what else?

 

[halsey02]

Fried sotong can make them so happy sia!?!

What if the MP give free blowjobs to all sia, then how?

All sign up to contribute more tax har?!

No, I won't want that.....my 'dinoaur' may have a fright..and may not emerge from his 'cave'...

 

[Papsmearer]

Those aren't calamari rings, they are used condoms. Stomper can't tell the diff.

 

[takcheksian]

Those aren't calamari rings, they are used condoms. Stomper can't tell the diff.

HAHA! Well said! The 66.6% peasants are so stupid!

(don't even know these condoms used to f--- their asses just now)

Next time, they praise MPee bring chocolate cake! (Actually is bullshit, but peasants can't tell!)

 

[angie II]

who is this Dr. Lam Par Min?
good mp?

Lam Pin Min

"Besides being handsome i also don't surf porn"
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