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Mouthpiece reports annual Auditor General Wayang Report of inept/corrupt lackeys

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Mouthpiece CNA going through the motion of AG exhorting lackeys to be more competent in their procuring processes.

PEASANTPORE: 21 regime lackey bodies in Peasantpore, staffed by well paid fat cats in 10 lackey ministries and 11 statutory boards, have been found to have lapses in managing public funds and resources.

This is according to a routine report by the toothless Auditor-General's Office, which investigated complaints on such matters for the financial year 2011 to 2012.

The report, spread over 100-odd pages, said improvements can be made in several areas. It is queer because the same song is sang around this period but the well paid lackey perm secretaries are doing nothing, maintaining status quo. It is inevitable that the monkey businesses by their chums continued year after year. After the big corruption hooha at Singapore Land Authority, nobody seemed to have learnt.

Routine incompetence in various lackey organisations....

From the traitor ministry who gleefully imported vast numbers of cheap foreigners....
Peasantpower Ministry was found to have inadequate scrutiny when it came to awarding a tender to buy office chairs where each ergonomic chair costs the ministry S$575. Mouthpiece is discreet in this example because no one knows how many chairs are purchased and the fat cats involved in this dodgy deal. Read the following defence of the lackeys....
"The report said cost-effectiveness was not shown in the awarding of the tender for the chairs." A dodgy case has been downgraded to 'unknown cost-effectiveness' which is a good disguise for 'above market price chair purchased from some dishonest Asiatic merchant, probably collusion with some lackeys or really stupid lackeys'.

Once again the star of the Brompton Bicycle Scandal, National Parks
The National Parks Board was found to have lapses in development projects, where nine tenders with a total value of about S$70 million, were granted by the wrong approving authority. Nice way for stating the baboons who have dodgy links with various vendors or unqualified turkeys are approving public tenders. No wonder National Parks should win the annual 'Monkey Business Lackey Organisation' for 2012.

Mouthpiece CNA used damage control tactics by citing face saving statements from regime auditor....
The Auditor-General said what needs to be improved are internal controls, payment administration, contract management for work or services, and approving officers' scrutiny.

Any mission school boy will tell you that Kempeitai tactics should be performed on those monkeys conducting such dodgy deals. PrataNathan will be the best authority on various Kempeitai tortures.

Pro regime educated Ape, Ho Ah Kee, from Regime University of Peasantpore's Talk Only Business School, said: "KNN, what can I say, AG says more training need for inept lackeys so I cannot say those corrupt monkeys should be sacked right?! You sign off, take responsibility lah, in Nihon, usually all will line up and apologise with the culprit performing harakiri but in Asiatic Peasantpore, what we do, scold scold a bit, status quo."

"So in that sense the approving officer is just a rubber stamper. Right, if he does that then actually we're just going through the motion. We got PrataNathan doing rubber stamp, now got Phony Tan doing rubber stamp, so up the ranks already rubber stamp, lower ranks sure rubber stamp...simple logic reasoning right."

Doctoring tendering documents after submission and close of tendering exercise....
The Regime Local Peasant Depopulation and Foreign Talent Division fell short when it allowed a tenderer to make price alterations, after the tender closed, for the staging of an overseas event in the first half of this year. For an organisation tasked with killing off local peasants and replacing them with foreigners, this is chicken feed.

The toothless Auditor-General said procurement officers are never well acquainted with principles of fairness, transparency, competition and value for money. They just have to show favour to their chums who are often disguised as vendors.

The Whitehorse Chairman of Public Accounts Committee, Cedric the Fool, said: "KNN, many of the management members as well as tender board members of stat boards and ministries are not white horses huh. So they better buck up and get trained in terms of procurement principles. I do not care if you new bird or old bird but if you have no political patron aka not White Horse, better do not play games huh, use your arses and ask more questions so that the public peasants will not KBKB."
 
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Imagine the era without internet. No whistle blowers.
How many hv got away with it?
 
Imagine the era without internet. No whistle blowers.
How many hv got away with it?

They ARE still getting away with it. How many have been named, let alone rebuked in public?
This is the 5th or 6th year which the Auditor General has been mouthing about competence.
 
They ARE still getting away with it. How many have been named, let alone rebuked in public?
This is the 5th or 6th year which the Auditor General has been mouthing about competence.

No improvements since the SLA Procurement Corruption Affair.....Marboro Tan was busily fending off attacks from netizens during the Wars of the Expensive Pigeonholes. Please note it was Marboro Tan who brazenly ordered his lackeys to stonewall netizens' questions e.g. actual cost of public housing, no wonder National Parks baboons use the stonewall as a blanket license for their dodgy businesses.

What's Marboro Tan up to now? He is quacking his way into the Duck Tour business..which smacks of another dodgy deal after the original Duck Tours operator quacked fowl play. No wonder we have dodgy National Parks baboons......if the chief baboon is involved in fowl business, why not his lackeys?
 
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