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Most ridiculous divorce incident you ever known

vamjok

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i will kick the ball rolling by sharing one i heard this afternoon.

the wife and the husband got divorce because they do not like each other habits of brushing teeth. the wife always find a bit of toothpaste on the sink after the husband finished using. she finds it wasteful and nag him on it, and the man fuck her back.

after some ping and pong, they break off.

kao .... just because of one silly toothpaste.

another similar incident shared by another friend, this time is the way the guy squeeze the toothpaste. the wife always squeeze neatly from the bottom up while the husband just wack only as if squeezing her breast.

the wife find her husband lustful way of squeezing the toothpaste a bit waste ful and decided to nag him on it. over the years, the build up of other silly things got them broken off.

2 couples got broken off by toothpaste. morale of the story, married couples should used their own toothpaste and have their own separate sink in order to live happily ever after.
 

lolabunny

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i will kick the ball rolling by sharing one i heard this afternoon.

the wife and the husband got divorce because they do not like each other habits of brushing teeth. the wife always find a bit of toothpaste on the sink after the husband finished using. she finds it wasteful and nag him on it, and the man fuck her back.

after some ping and pong, they break off.

kao .... just because of one silly toothpaste.

another similar incident shared by another friend, this time is the way the guy squeeze the toothpaste. the wife always squeeze neatly from the bottom up while the husband just wack only as if squeezing her breast.

the wife find her husband lustful way of squeezing the toothpaste a bit waste ful and decided to nag him on it. over the years, the build up of other silly things got them broken off.

2 couples got broken off by toothpaste. morale of the story, married couples should used their own toothpaste and have their own separate sink in order to live happily ever after.

This is so funny, my friend told me about things like that i didn't believe.

Actually, i dated a guy who squeeze from middle while i (possibly more thrifty) squeeze the toothpaste from the end.

In the end, we actually quietly, without telling the other person, changed for the other person.
Romantic huh? :p:p Yeah, we did it so that if one day we ever got married, we would both be able to accommodate each other.

It's just toothpaste! :cool: By the way, I clean toothpaste off the sink if I find it. Never nag guys. Just bear with small things in a relationship and "fight" over the big issues like how the kids should be brought up etc.

:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
 

tonychat

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It is not about toothpaste

It is about how a human being is able to relate to another in a human way.
 

vamjok

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This is so funny, my friend told me about things like that i didn't believe.

Actually, i dated a guy who squeeze from middle while i (possibly more thrifty) squeeze the toothpaste from the end.

In the end, we actually quietly, without telling the other person, changed for the other person.
Romantic huh? :p:p Yeah, we did it so that if one day we ever got married, we would both be able to accommodate each other.

It's just toothpaste! :cool: By the way, I clean toothpaste off the sink if I find it. Never nag guys. Just bear with small things in a relationship and "fight" over the big issues like how the kids should be brought up etc.

:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

so girls do take note of such bo liao details. goodness...
 

dysentry

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DarkieToothpaste.jpg
 

pfingo

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i heard of couple whu never have premarital sex then first night c wifey have some skin problem break up (contract void? non disclosure :biggrin:)
 

jw5

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It is definitely not about toothpaste.
The toothpaste is simply one of the many reasons that they have found to hate each other. I'm sure that there are many other reasons and incidents.
 

eeoror88

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i heard of couple whu never have premarital sex then first night c wifey have some skin problem break up (contract void? non disclosure :biggrin:)

I heard of another case whereby the guy discovered his wife not virgin and divorce her subsequently !!

The wife cry like mad because that guy say he can't imagine other guys' crystallized sperms in her hole !!!
 

jw5

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I heard of another case whereby the guy discovered his wife not virgin and divorce her subsequently !!

The wife cry like mad because that guy say he can't imagine other guys' crystallized sperms in her hole !!!
I know of a couple who got divorced because the husband went around telling people about how they have sex. :smile:
 

tonychat

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It is definitely not about toothpaste.
The toothpaste is simply one of the many reasons that they have found to hate each other. I'm sure that there are many other reasons and incidents.

Exactly.. they should bring in toothbrushes as well. They should also video it and post it in youtube, then i will have another addition in my sinkie video collection.
 
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