i will kick the ball rolling by sharing one i heard this afternoon.
the wife and the husband got divorce because they do not like each other habits of brushing teeth. the wife always find a bit of toothpaste on the sink after the husband finished using. she finds it wasteful and nag him on it, and the man fuck her back.
after some ping and pong, they break off.
kao .... just because of one silly toothpaste.
another similar incident shared by another friend, this time is the way the guy squeeze the toothpaste. the wife always squeeze neatly from the bottom up while the husband just wack only as if squeezing her breast.
the wife find her husband lustful way of squeezing the toothpaste a bit waste ful and decided to nag him on it. over the years, the build up of other silly things got them broken off.
2 couples got broken off by toothpaste. morale of the story, married couples should used their own toothpaste and have their own separate sink in order to live happily ever after.
the wife and the husband got divorce because they do not like each other habits of brushing teeth. the wife always find a bit of toothpaste on the sink after the husband finished using. she finds it wasteful and nag him on it, and the man fuck her back.
after some ping and pong, they break off.
kao .... just because of one silly toothpaste.
another similar incident shared by another friend, this time is the way the guy squeeze the toothpaste. the wife always squeeze neatly from the bottom up while the husband just wack only as if squeezing her breast.
the wife find her husband lustful way of squeezing the toothpaste a bit waste ful and decided to nag him on it. over the years, the build up of other silly things got them broken off.
2 couples got broken off by toothpaste. morale of the story, married couples should used their own toothpaste and have their own separate sink in order to live happily ever after.