Misinformed Uncles in Koufu Coffeeshop

[gingerlyn]

This morning I went to buy breakfast and I overheard a group of uncles discussing about GST increase to 10%.

One of the uncles was very confident and said that he supports government move because without GST, government will not be able to return our cpf money to us.
surprisingly a few uncles agreed with him.

Is that true? increase GST so that we can receive our CPF at 55yo ?

 

[LexLuthor]

This morning I went to buy breakfast and I overheard a group of uncles discussing about GST increase to 10%.

One of the uncles was very confident and said that he supports government move because without GST, government will not be able to return our cpf money to us.
surprisingly a few uncles agreed with him.

Is that true? increase GST so that we can receive our CPF at 55yo ?

That is why they are uncles which, in local context, is a derogatory euphemism for 不學無術的老豬哥。

You should have interjected and asked the uncle if he was suggesting that the government had squandered our CPF and therefore needed to recoup money from a separate source called GST ? Tell him even though he seems to support the government policy, he will be sued for his defamatory interpretation of the government policy.

As uncle, he should stick to what he is accustomed to - sianz beer aunties - and not try to give intellectual talks in kopitiam which he is wholly incapable.

 

[zhihau]

Is that true? increase GST so that we can receive our CPF at 55yo ?

I thought collect at 65?

 

[bobby]

All CPF is held in trust....why must collect more money from other people to pay us back ? Ponzi scheme issit ?

 

[gingerlyn]

Some of the uncles are really misinformed and I am very worried of them

 

[zhihau]

Some of the uncles are really misinformed and I am very worried of them

It’s ok, gong gong jiak tee gong!

 

[tobelightlight]

That is why they are uncles which, in local context, is a derogatory euphemism for 不學無術的老豬哥。

You should have interjected and asked the uncle if he was suggesting that the government had squandered our CPF and therefore needed to recoup money from a separate source called GST ? Tell him even though he seems to support the government policy, he will be sued for his defamatory interpretation of the government policy.

As uncle, he should stick to what he is accustomed to - sianz beer aunties - and not try to give intellectual talks in kopitiam which he is wholly incapable.

You need to ask them if they are flaccid first and do they often ktv.

 

[gingerlyn]

Uncles said this very loud
Gst 不上，你们的CPF就拿不到。你们年轻人都不知道

 

[tobelightlight]

Uncles said this very loud
Gst 不上，你们的CPF就拿不到。你们年轻人都不知道

Please translate to English.

 

[bobby]

Guess who these uncles voted for ???? They are not misinformed...they were all brainwashed.

 

[gingerlyn]

Uncles at the Koufu coffeeshop are horrible. I told them this morning , 你们早早就和啤酒？ they told me: 啤酒几时都可以喝的。

 

[tobelightlight]

I think flaccid-Ness got a link to being brainwashed. Either the more brainwashed they are, the more flaccid they become or vice versa.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

There’s a reason why they are sipping $1.40 kopi in a coffeeshop instead of playing golf at a country club.

 

[LexLuthor]

Uncles at the Koufu coffeeshop are horrible. I told them this morning , 你们早早就和啤酒？ they told me: 啤酒几时都可以喝的。

Did you sell beer to them ?

 

[gingerlyn]

Did you sell beer to them ?

I am being kind and friendly to them because of the same neighbourhood and they call me 小妹小妹

 

[Bacccarat]

It’s ok, gong gong jiak tee gong!

Altogether now
gong gong jiak tee gong.

 

[gingerlyn]

One of the uncles said that foreigners are better because they have no cpf and they are willing to pay gst and since they have no cpf, they never give any burden to the government

 

[gingerlyn]

Uncles said in Chinese 还是外国人好。政府没给他们 CPF但是他么还要给g s t 给政府

 

[Bacccarat]

A lot of such kay kiang uncles around in kopitams, void decks, etc.
All try to impress others as though they are from MOF.
Just full of BS.
Listen with a spoonful of salt.

 

[sweetiepie]

Uncles said this very loud
Gst 不上，你们的CPF就拿不到。你们年轻人都不知道

How old are these uncle's?
Just tell these stupid uncle's as long as pap is still taking from young people then they can get. Pap will keep some for their spending and give some to them.
If they don't believe offer them a bet of 1:100
Becas is a sure win bet.