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Minion Money Bags Heng wants new ways to write decrees to make Peasants blur blur

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As reported by pliant Mouthpiece CNA

hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1218908/1/.html

Peasantpore: Well to do Minion for Education Heng $wee $wee said he will form a crony team to reach out to stupid Peasants, through different ways of presenting Ruler Loong's decrees. He hoots this is what he described as a "national decrees" to exhort peasants to toil for the well being of the Imperial Clan.

The aim of the initiative is to let peasants know they lan lan must work harder to pay off their ruinous debts so that the Imperial Clans can have more opportunities, wealth and power.

In a statement, Minion Heng said domestically, Peasantpore remains an Asiatic society that must be ruled by an autocratic regime.

Externally, Minion Heng said many new anti-peasant policies e.g. pro-foreigners will affect stupid peasants in profound ways but as loyal peasants, they must bite the bullet and toil to make Princelings e.g. Lee Hongyi become fat cats.

So by outsourcing their thinking to lackeys and minions, he said Peasants can create a better future for the Lees, their Princelings and cronies.

Minion Heng said the the Imperial Court has no needs to rethink its approaches to many silly policies and the core business of lackeys and minons are to maintain status quo.

"KNNCCB, you think I like that Jewish deity convert No Porn Lui is it? He useless thats why he say sorry. I already cowed my MOE peasant teachers. For example, I put in more red tape to make them sign and sign their petty expenses and use that as a tool to whack who I do not like. Now they more busy trying to pass audit and the principal lackeys are more on the toes to make sure they do what I want them to do. Of course I use my moneybags management to pass time and move out of education as soon as possible to greener pasture. Ai Yoh, there is no future in MOE as we going to unearth more horny teachers, bastard paedophile scholar-teachers and more gangsters schoolboys killing each other. I must move to other departments to show my loyalty to Ruler Loong. No Estate Tax Tarman is sly an neh, but I can do better than him, he is balding and I am chink ok, i cook better curry...'

Minion Heng said he will be forming a team of younger minions for the talk fest wayang consultation.

So far, Senior Minion of Regime for Education Lawlan Wong has confirmed that he is part of the team because he want to better put his propoganda expertise to use.

More wayang details will be provided in the coming weeks. Wiser and older peasants know it will be a talk fest that will reword Ruler Loong's decree to make them more blur and question less.
 
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