Measures To Retain Foreign Talents, Our Nation's Most Precious Resources!

[clinton666]

Our govt has spents billions of dollars to attract top talents from all over the world to work in Singapore. Many companies in Singapore reserved jobs for these high flyers. Yet all these money and effort is undone by poor, lazy and uneducated xenophobic peasants who are jealous of these Foreign Talents! The moronic peasants are not showing the proper respect peasants should accord to Foreign Talents!

Singapore must do much much more to retain these Foreign Talents and make sure they make Singapore their home! The following measures must be implemented immediately! Rest assured that the Upper class and elites of Singapore (including me) will not be inconvenienced!

1) Just like University places, some seats on buses, MRTs, hawker centres, food courts and low class restautants like eg Swensens should be reserved for Foreign Talents.

2) There should be Express queues for FTs at the above-mentioned places as well.

3) RC should do more to make the Foreign Talents feel welcome by hosting more celebrations for them.

4) Certain facilities eg Basketball courts, soccer fields, Badminton courts etc should be reserved for Foreign Talents only.

5) Although the Foreign Talents are already guaranteed jobs when they come to SG, there should be a generous bonus scheme if they stayed beyond the stipulated 3 years bond.

6) Foriegn Talents should be given priority in getting HDB flats.

7) More leave should be accorded to Foreign Talents since they do not skive off to play soldier every year unlike the troublesome Singaporean males!

Please feel free to add privileges that should be accorded to these Foreign Talents so that they can contribute to Singapore's economy for many years to come

 

[zhihau]

they should be given priority to get citizenship! :p:p:p

 

[jw5]

Mandatory homestay programme with ministars and ministars of state!!!

 

[toolanliao]

8) comfort women should be provided FOC to these fts in the form of cliton666 dressed as a woman or xiaxue whichever is available on short notice.

 

[zhihau]

Mandatory homestay programme with ministars and ministars of state!!!

air flown sashimi... yummy...

 

[clinton666]

they should be given priority to get citizenship! :p:p:p

Maybe a signing on bonus of $50,000 be given to these new citizens.

 

[zhihau]

Maybe a signing on bonus of $50,000 be given to these new citizens.

Brilliant!!! this SGD$50,000.00 will be credited directly into their CPF account! then they can feel so rich when they look at their CPF Statement! :p:p:p

 

[jw5]

air flown sashimi... yummy...

curry smell all over the mansion, hmmmmmmmm.........................

 

[LeMans2011]

Clinton666 you retard,
Why don't you spend your time finding a job instead??? Chomp Chomp is hiring cleaners quick go for walk-in interview :oIo:

 

[babuSingh]

What privileges? FT already granted "immunity" by the gahment council.

 

[Agoraphobic]

9) Sexual favours granted by experienced cock-sucker Homo-Dog Clinton 666.

Cheers!

 

[clinton666]

Now that the Population White Paper has been approved by 99.9% of Singaporeans, all of us, especially the stupid dirty Singaporean peasants, must do their part to make our Foreign Talents feel welcome and hence they will ask more of their countrymen from Philipines, India and China to make Singapore their home!

 

[jw5]

Now that the Population White Paper has been approved by 99.9% of Singaporeans, all of us, especially the stupid dirty Singaporean peasants, must do their part to make our Foreign Talents feel welcome and hence they will ask more of their countrymen from Philipines, India and China to make Singapore their home!

Admit it you mastic spaggot, you just want to lick the sweaty perineums of the pinoys, ah nehs and ah tiongs. :oIo: :oIo:

 

[winnipegjets]

Our govt has spents billions of dollars to attract top talents from all over the world to work in Singapore. Many companies in Singapore reserved jobs for these high flyers. Yet all these money and effort is undone by poor, lazy and uneducated xenophobic peasants who are jealous of these Foreign Talents! The moronic peasants are not showing the proper respect peasants should accord to Foreign Talents!

Yes, we should use tap into our reserves to spend hundreds of billions on foreigners ...to make them feel welcome, to help them become rich and to give them a generous good bye gift of $1 million each when they are done with us.

1) Just like University places, some seats on buses, MRTs, hawker centres, food courts and low class restautants like eg Swensens should be reserved for Foreign Talents.

Totally agree with you but I think you are too timid. The PAP will launch PAPpythied - a system of discrimination based on nationality. Highest on the totem pole will be foreigners who earns millions, then the six figures etc. We will reward the foreigners who can suck the most out of this country with better perks. Sinkees will be required to submit to foreigners. If a foreigner enters the bus, a sinkee must give up his seat to the almighty foreigner. Likewise in other restaurants. Eventually, the PAP will create foreigner-only restaurants and facilities. There are growing pool of foreigners who are contemptuous of sinkees and we must accommodate them as well.

2) There should be Express queues for FTs at the above-mentioned places as well.

PAPpythied will cover that as well. Sinkees will always have to make way for foreigners.

3) RC should do more to make the Foreign Talents feel welcome by hosting more celebrations for them.

This is unnecessary. RC will do as the foreigners dictate. RC will have to provide top-notch services to cater to the foreigners. Foreigners' issues will be addressed swiftly and at no cost to them.

4) Certain facilities eg Basketball courts, soccer fields, Badminton courts etc should be reserved for Foreign Talents only.

Sinkees will have to get out when foreigners wish to use any facilities. Yes, the PAP will ensure that the best facilities are to be used by foreigners only.

5) Although the Foreign Talents are already guaranteed jobs when they come to SG, there should be a generous bonus scheme if they stayed beyond the stipulated 3 years bond.

PAPpythied will provide for foreigners to receive $1 million each on their departure; for a family of four, that would be $4 million. Grandparents are entitled as well.

6) Foriegn Talents should be given priority in getting HDB flats.

PAPpythied will have foreigners the first choice in selection of blocks of flats. Those blocks will be strictly for foreigners. Foreigners will be given true discounts of 30 to 70 percent. A foreigner could buy a HDB costing a sinkee $500k at $150k. The foreigner occupied blocks will be gated and protected by Gurkhas.

7) More leave should be accorded to Foreign Talents since they do not skive off to play soldier every year unlike the troublesome Singaporean males!

PAPpythied will grant foreigners 8 weeks leave, 1 year fully-paid parental leave, unlimited sick leave, 2 trips home flying at least business class and 2-month salaries for vacation pay.

Please feel free to add privileges that should be accorded to these Foreign Talents so that they can contribute to Singapore's economy for many years to come

PAPpythied!

 

[Sivali]

The trash can go fly kite for all I care....

 

[winnipegjets]

Maybe a signing on bonus of $50,000 be given to these new citizens.

PAPpytied will give new citizens $1 million each. When they leave sinkapore after raping it, they get another $1 million. $2 million bucks for a short stint in sinkapore and be treated as lords. What a deal. Why wouldn't any foreigner not want to come an plunder sinkapore?

 

[Asura]

Why don't you offer you arse 24/7 to those Bangala FOC. That sounds good doesn't it.

 

[Capano2121]

Clitty's mummy back in business again!

 

[Bigfuck]

To make this happen, Kanina should be deported into open seas to join sinking Rohaya ships.

 

[Kinanana]

Maybe a signing on bonus of $50,000 be given to these new citizens.

We should even give tax benefits like zero income tax for 3 years!