Mas Selamat Anniversary in 24 days

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 14 days

14!

Did you know?

3 ex-commandos turned bounty hunters decided to hunt down Mas Selamat in Indonesia. We have had no further news since. Was it an publicity stunt or will they be starring in the next beheading video?

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 13 days

13!

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Valentine's Day Special
If Mas Selamat bonked a woman after escaping, he would be father to a 3 months old baby by now.

Credit to "Yogi1973" for pointing this out

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 12 days

12!

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Home team could not find Mas Selamat despite causing epic jams at the causeway.

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 11 days

11!

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Home team spent many man hours combing the nature reserves but no Mas Selamat

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 10 days

10!

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Mas Selamat's escape was preceded by Richard Yong running off to HK and Cpl Dave busting out of camp with a rifle.

Since the "Toilet Break", 2 criminals have attempted to escape from court, a father made it pass airport customs with his son's passport and a befuddled granny somehow bumbled across the causeway checkpoint.

 

[myfoot123]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 10 days

10!

Did you know?

Mas Selamat's escape was preceded by Richard Yong running off to HK and Cpl Dave busting out of camp with a rifle.

Since the "Toilet Break", 2 criminals have attempted to escape from court, a father made it pass airport customs with his son's passport and a befuddled granny somehow bumbled across the causeway checkpoint.

Did you know, WKS is still holding on to his post and giggling over his million dollars salary.

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 9 days

9!

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WKS admitted in retrospect that 2008 was a bad year for the Home Team. However, he berated Singkees for not having a sense of proportionality.

 

[halsey02]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 9 days

9!

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WKS admitted in retrospect that 2008 was a bad year for the Home Team. However, he berated Singkees for not having a sense of proportionality.

He didn't berate Singaporeans for paying for his million dollar salary!..he was the best find of the century, as a Home Minister. The rest, were pale in comparison!!

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 9 days

He didn't berate Singaporeans for paying for his million dollar salary!..he was the best find of the century, as a Home Minister. The rest, were pale in comparison!!

I still remember our CH5 news interviewing a ball licker on whether WKS should be sacked.

He said WKS should stay because he has been at MHA so long, he knows exactly how to handle the problem.

 

[R4g3]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 9 days

I still remember our CH5 news interviewing a ball licker on whether WKS should be sacked.

He said WKS should stay because he has been at MHA so long, he knows exactly how to handle the problem.

this guy dun even know how to carry balls, he shouldn't have mention that WKS has been with MHA for so long.

Since he has been with MHA so long, yet mistake like this can happen?
I think it is more like jiak liao bee for so long.

 

[po2wq]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 9 days

I still remember our CH5 news interviewing a ball licker on whether WKS should be sacked.

He said WKS should stay because he has been at MHA so long, he knows exactly how to handle the problem.

mayb he wants 2 hv 'bones in his words' ...

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 8 days

8!

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WKS appointed his own (In)dependant Comission of Inquiry to investigate MHA's performance.

Who investigated WKS's performance?

Special shout out to the butties of EDMW for doing the countdown as well.

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 7 days

7!

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Elections (rumours) Special

At the last GE, WKS made a big hoo ha when James Gomez misplaced some forms. WKS demanded an explanation, an apology and Gomez's resignation. Losing a terrorist is much more serios than losing a form. Why haven't WKS walked the talk?

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 6 days

6!

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Despite systemtic errors, the 2 Gurkha guards were among the first to be scapegoated.

No wonder home team rank and file have low morale.

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 5 days

5!

Can count with 1 hand liao.

Did you know?

Old Fart blamed Singaporeans for being complacent

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 4 days

4!

Did you you know?

Pinkie was MIA for most of the debacle

 

[DerekLeung]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 4 days

Add anymore ?

More more encore encore, we want more, we want more !

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 3 days

3!

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WKS has no idea where Mas Selamat is. We are told he could be hiding in SG or escaped overseas. D'uh!

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 2 days

2!

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Mas Selamat is accused of trying to attack Changi Airport and set off bomb laden trucks around SG. Now that he has fled, will he attack? How Home Team plans to protect us has never really been made known.

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: Mas Selamat Anniversary in 1 day!!!

1!

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Another year gone, some uniquely talented elite collected another $2 million + in salary for a "job well done".