top 10 EPL players thus far...KNN only Phil Jones from Man U being mentioned...How come Young not mentioned?
3 from Man C
10 - Ashley Williams
There's something splendidly visceral about an old-fashioned, no-nonsense centre-back. It's why John Terry is so popular with Chelsea fans, even if most of the rest of us can't abide him. It's partly for this reason that Williams has been one of my favourite players for years, adopting a thou-shall-not-pass approach from the heart of the Swansea defence in the Championship, and it always baffled me why a Premier League club didn't take a punt on him. Fortunately, he didn't need one of the big boys to stump up some cash to get his chance, and Williams has carried his rock-solid stylings into the Premier League. Watching the entire Swansea midfield, with the central three focussed on ball retention while Nathan Dyer and Scott Sinclair do their thing out wide, has been a lot of fun - but the big man gets the nod.
9 - Edin Dzeko
We've recounted this story (via Jonathan Wilson) before, but it's worth repeating. While Dzeko was at Wolfsburg, a couple of Bosnian journalists stopped in town on a whim, looking for an interview with their nation's centre-forward. Not only did Dzeko oblige with a few hours after a game, but upon discovering there were no hotel rooms in town for the two hacks, he let them stay at his flat while he stayed with his girlfriend. Stories of small acts of human kindness are too rare in football these days, which is why we have been delighted to see Dzeko realising his potential this season.
8 - Jonathan Woodgate
As noted by Pete Gill in Winners and Losers, Woodgate has now started more games in two months for Stoke than he did in the last two years at Spurs. Woodgate isn't exactly a player one would pay good money to specifically see, but it's just good to see him on a pitch at all.
7 - Phil Jones
I recently tried to explain to a female friend - using logic and reasoning - why men's football was more interesting to watch than women's. The first argument I made was that the speed of the men's game is so much higher, and therefore it provides a more visceral, thrilling experience. It's one thing performing a skill, but watching that same skill performed at five times the speed is much more exciting. That's similar to the feeling one gets when a big, mobile defender brings the ball out of defence and ploughs his way upfield.
While Jones is still raw, and must take some of the blame for the rather open United defence that has led to all those shots on David de Gea, the sight of him storming forward from the back is enough to make anyone stir. Jones occasionally looks like the boulder from Indiana Jones when he gets going, and it's the combination of pace, skill and power that makes him so enjoyable to watch.
6 - Gervinho
Aside from looking just like David Chappelle's interpretation of Rick James (bitch), Gervinho is such an entertaining player because of his direct approach. While his Arsenal colleagues may too often go for the pass inside, Gervinho tends to run at (literally, sometimes) his man, with occasionally hilarious but often productive consequences. Theo Walcott often tries similar tactics, but his touch and decision-making are frequently so poor that his attempts at directness are rendered pointless. With the Ivorian and the equally direct-looking Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in the ranks, Arsenal could have a couple of rather destructive wingers on their hands for the coming seasons.
5 - Yohan Cabaye
When a relatively unfashionable European side becomes successful, it's always a shame to see their talent picked off by the more moneyed outfits across the continent. Borussia Dortmund managed to hold on to many of their brilliant Bundesliga-winning side, but while Lille kept Edin Hazard, they lost Gervinho and Cabaye. The only real surprise was perhaps that Cabaye didn't get a slightly bigger move, with all due respect to Newcastle. Swapping a championship-winning, Champions League side for the previously basket-cased north-east club is perhaps an odd move, but it's one that seems to be working so far. Getting rid of Joey Barton and Kevin Nolan in the same summer was quite a gamble, but if Cabaye continues like this for the rest of the season then he and Chiek Tiote will ensure Pardew, Ashley et al will be proved right. Incidentally, after
writing this earlier in the summer, Sarah Winterburn is feeling pretty smug about how Newcastle's season is going so far.
4 - Juan Mata
If you actually listen to
that interview with
Fernando Torres, the salient detail you might extract is not that he accused his Chelsea teammates of being old and slow (because he didn't) but that he was genuinely excited to have Mata join him at Stamford Bridge. While Chelsea were chasing Luka Modric in the summer, we noted that it was perhaps a genuine winger that they were missing, rather than necessarily a central playmaker. Well, in Mata, they have both players in one man. As displayed at Old Trafford, Mata's adaptability allows Andre Villas-Boas to play a few different formations, and will usually guarantee invention and derring-do wherever he performs. When Torres stops playing silly beggars, these two will form quite a partnership.
3 - Sergio Aguero
So, it turns out he's quite good. While it might've come as something of a surprise for those who announced 'a star is born' after his debut goals against Swansea, our Tim Stannard has been banging the Kun drum for quite some time now. And of course anyone with even a passing interest in football beyond these shores was pretty damn excited the day Aguero arrived in Manchester, as much as anything because it was the first time in a while that a genuine, ready-made superstar had been shipped in to the Premier League. Safe to say, eight goals in five league starts so far represents a reasonably solid start, and one would hesitate before betting against him maintaining a similar standard for the remainder of the season.
2 - Luis Suarez
Mick McCarthy made a good point about Suarez after Wolves suffered at his hands at the weekend. "He never does what you expect him to," McCarthy said. "You think he's going to pull the trigger and he cuts it back. You think he's going to come short and he cuts in behind. You never know how to play him." Suarez perhaps is one of those players that doesn't always look certain
he knows what he is about to do, which is why he is such a nightmare to defend against. And, of course, why he is such a magnificent player to watch. He tries things that others would not, and while this might be occasionally infuriating (note that Andy Carroll was standing ten yards out with an open goal while he scored his near-post shot against Wolves - had he missed, Carroll would not have been happy), it makes for exhilarating viewing.
Of course, Suarez would probably one place higher on this list if he didn't have what my Nan would call 'a bit of side to him'. We all knew he was a spicy character before he arrived from Ajax (
biting a chap on the pitch is hardly the behaviour of a true gent), and he has continued such acts of skullduggerous douchebaggery in England. From pulling Rafael da Silva's hair last season, to catching Scott Parker with a snidey chop to the throat the other week, one would generously describe Suarez as something of a rogue. A magnificent, life-affirming footballer of which we wish there were more, but also an underhand sneak of which we wish there were less.
1 - David Silva
It's sometimes said that it is the ultimate compliment to a player when he is man-marked. Everton tried this tactic against Silva at the weekend, and to an extent it worked, in that his pass-rate was down on his standard tally (he tried 56, compared with 80 v Wigan, 63 in 69 minutes v Fulham, 67 in 69 minutes v Spurs), but it still didn't fully neuter City's playmaker. This was because Silva perhaps displayed the ultimate characteristic of the truly brilliant, in that he provided a decisive moment even when given scant opportunities to do so. The weighting of the pass through to James Milner was up there with
Kaka's from the 2005 Champions League final, or
this one from Joe Cole against Valencia.
That Silva isn't an automatic selection for Spain, and yet is one of the best players in the Premier League, is sometimes cited as evidence of the gap in quality between the two divisions, but for the purposes of this list that is not relevant. Silva is a magnificent footballer who makes the subtle look spectacular, and the intricate appear astonishingly easy. Sheikh Mansour may have skewed the transfer market, but he gave us Silva. For that, we should thank him.