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Manchester United 2013/2014



Oh dear :(

Leverkusen snub Moyes
Bayer Leverkusen are not considering David Moyes as their next manager.
Source: Daily Mail

Oh yes :D

Tottenham to approach Moyes
Tottenham will approach former Manchester United and Everton manager David Moyes this summer with a view to bringing the Scot in to replace Tim Sherwood.
Source: Evening Standard


 
Light hearted piece, amidst all the rumour mongering on next heir :p

Manchester United fan with ‘David Moyes Out’ tattoo gets hilarious update

Back in February we reported about the extreme lengths one Manchester United fan had gone to in order to get David Moyes sacked.

The disgruntled supporter showed his displeasure at the Scot by getting a ‘Moyes Out’ tattoo on his bum cheek, with the image soon going viral.

He was no doubt delighted this week then by Moyes was finally dismissed from his position by United’s board, but the story doesn’t end there.

But has now had a make over…

tattoo.jpg

The fan has posted an update on his buttock ink, and in a move that suggests that the removal of Moyes was all down to him, he’s had the words ‘Job Complete’ added below the original tat.

We love a ridiculous tattoo here at Metro, so we salute the efforts of this bloke, even though he has chosen to remain anonymous.

Probably for the best…
 
Moyes to Tottenham ? Good luck to them . Fellini to go together ?
 
Van Gaal to be Manchester United manager after World Cup - report

(Reuters) - Louis van Gaal and Manchester United have agreed to the Dutch coach taking over as the club's manager next season once he has completed the World Cup in Brazil with the Netherlands, the De Telegraaf newspaper reported on Saturday.

The Dutch daily said first talks between the parties began a fortnight ago, before the sacking of David Moyes, and that an agreement was reached on Friday night after talks with one of the Glazer brothers, club director Ed Woodward, and a club lawyer at Van Gaal's holiday home in Portugal......................

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/van-gaal-united-manager-world-cup-report-090900989--sow.html

http://www.goal.com/en-sg/news/3991/premier-league/2014/04/26/4776643/van-gaal-agrees-to-be-next-manchester-united-manager?ICID=HP_HN_1
 
[video=youtube;i4408Xyx_NM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4408Xyx_NM[/video]
 
Counting the eggs before laying? Jury's still out there.. :p

Louis Van Gaal wants Toni Kroos and Kevin Strootman with him at Man United

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...os-and-Kevin-Strootman-with-him-at-Man-United

LOUIS VAN GAAL is in pole position to succeed David Moyes as Man United boss.

Van Gaal has drawn up a list of targets he wants to bring to bring with him to Manchester United. The Holland coach expects to take over at Old Trafford after the World Cup in Brazil this summer.

In fact Van Gaal is so confident that he’s on his way to United that he’s starting his planning for next season. He will KEEP interim manager Ryan Giggs on his staff and will mentor the United legend to be his eventual SUCCESSOR.

And Van Gaal has identified midfield as his top transfer priority.

His No.1 targets will be Bayern Munich’s Toni Kroos, 24, and Roma’s Dutch midfielder Kevin Strootman, 24, currently recovering from knee surgery.

United insisted yesterday that no deal has been agreed yet for the appointment of a new manager and that they are considering a number of candidates.

But Tottenham fear they have lost Van Gaal to United.

The Holland manager was expected to join Spurs after the World Cup, but the feeling at White Hart Lane is that Van Gaal will now replace the sacked Moyes.

Van Gaal, 62, has been viewed for some time as one of the favourites for the United job, alongside Real Madrid’s Carlo Ancelotti and possibly Giggs.

Former Chelsea boss Ancelotti, 54, has distanced himself from the United job, but that situation could change if Real fail to reach the Champions League final this week against Bayern and also miss out on the title in Spain.

United will also keep an eye on Pep Guardiola’s situation at Bayern Munich after suggestions that all may not be well there with the former Barcelona boss.

Guardiola would have been United’s ideal choice to succeed Sir Alex Ferguson.

And PSG boss Laurent Blanc, a former United centre half, is highly regarded at Old Trafford.

But Van Gaal has admitted he’s looking for a top club job after the World Cup.

His CV includes a Champions League triumph when the former Barcelona and Bayern boss was in charge of Ajax.

And he is convinced he’ll return to club management with United.



 
It's on? Translated from Dutch press :p

http://www.telegraaf.nl/telesport/voetbal/buitenlands/22554302/__VAN_GAAL_NAAR_MAN.UNITED__.html

Van Gaal TO man.united
Marcel van der Kraan and Valentine Driessen
AMSTERDAM -

Louis van Gaal will go to Manchester United. The coach of the Dutch team did last night reached an agreement with the English club. Van Gaal (62) negotiated the last few days in the Portuguese Algarve, where he has a nice villa with Ed Woodward, one of the Glazer brothers and a lawyer on a multi-million contract.

The man that the absolute number one on the list of candidates for the succession of the dismissed manager David Moyes was, shall immediately after the elimination of the Dutch team at the World Cup in Brazil occurred in the service of the current champion of England.

Van Gaal wait a tough job, because he has to build. Completely new team Before that, he gets 100 million in transfer funds at his disposal. The initial recommendations for strengthening he has already done. The Glazer family, owners of Manchester United, have great faith in Van Gaal, who won at all the clubs where he worked prizes.

Van Gaal impressed The Glazers had two weeks ago the first by Telesport revealed secret meeting with Van Gaal. In that conversation was Ed Woodward, the general manager of Manchester United. The top United was impressed by the football vision that Van Gaal on display spread. Then had to be diverted because the Dutchman would only talk if the club had arranged. Its act with David Moyes over a contract soon

This week flew Van Gaal at his villa in the Algarve. With a private jet delegation of Manchester United came a few days later. The leadership of Tottenham Hotspur was then already in mind that it would be in the battle for the signature of the Dutch top trainer. Chance Van Gaal also had a concrete offer from the Spurs to go after the World Cup. Started in London
 
its amazing and Man U must move quick.

both Guardiola and Mourniho are on less than stable grounds and nobody will say they are not 100% ungettable liao.

i will be happy with either Guardiola and Mourniho. Lest we not forget, Barca was all conquering using his tika taka...n even Fergie at one point was emulating partial tika taka with Man U.

And if he take over Man U, i will be happy if he takes one two season to fully implement his things...but i am sure he will not drag us through the washer like what stupid Moyes did !
 
hope Guardiola leaves Bayern, knew he was a disaster before season started..........way over-rated ........one trick pony is the worst part........

he and his dilly dally football...........

too bad Guardiola and Mourinho will never wanna go Man Utd........both men don't ever want to rescue clubs.......they only want to go to clubs that are already strong so no need waste time.............

Guardiola has been a disaster in the transfer market too............remember Henry, Mascherano, Fabregas, Ibrahimovic, Villa ?
 
Man Utd really cannot wait for this season to end soon enough. To make matters worse, it will probably be the blue half of Manchester who will be crowned Champions next week.
 
THE_CHANSTER said:
Man Utd really cannot wait for this season to end soon enough. To make matters worse, it will probably be the blue half of Manchester who will be crowned Champions next week.
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Monsieur THE CHANSTER, who is that on your avatar?
 
THE_CHANSTER said:
Man Utd really cannot wait for this season to end soon enough. To make matters worse, it will probably be the blue half of Manchester who will be crowned Champions next week.
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Isn't it a blessing in disguise to not qualify for Europa League? No midweek distraction, and not need for the team to fly off to faraway exotic places such as Russia or Greece or Israel for matches. The money is shit and not worth the trouble.

Also, Man City fans are far less annoying than Liverpool fans. If Man City wins the title, so be it. It has a far more complete team and very good strikers.
 
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