Top 10 things that Lui Tuck Yew must be thankful of. (For Netizen eyes only)
10. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you attained the rank of Rear-Admiral (NS)without ever going through a single war, not even a cyber one.
09. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you can send your daughters to any top universities around the world, but some of our peasant's daughters had to give up studying "K2" at PAP community foundation kindergarten.
08. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you are tasked with issues like regulating the Internet rather than going up against LTK and debate the advantages of the Job Credit Scheme.
07. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that your daughter did not have any elitist views on a blog, those Netizens will expose her and you will be forced to apologize like the elite colleague of yours.
06. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that even police got up to threaten Netizens for spreading rumors, the article wanbao published about Ong Kar Chua having his flat repossessed is "an honest mistake".
05. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that as a Rear-Admiral, you can always mobilize the army to overwhelm the blogs and forums and win any online polls.
04. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that the mainstream media can self-regulate under your terms and it will soon replace North Korea at the top position in regards to media freedom.
03. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that Ministry of Home Affairs (MHA) is working on a law that states "more than 4 person assembly in the Internet forums is considered illegal." and its security forces will be given the powers to deal with such situations “pre-emptively on the ground and not let it occur and then deal with the consequences and perpetrators later”.
02. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you are in Tanjong Pagar GRC with LKY as anchor minister, or else you will be wondering how you could be able to serve in the government if you started off in a SMC.
01. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that this article is of a slanderous nature, you can get by without engaging any the above points even this article appears on REACH.
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Top 10 things that Lui Tuck Yew must be thankful of. (For elite eyes only)
10. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that the PAP's motto is "Staying together, Moving ahead" and one of the key points in you manifesto is "Encourage every citizen to play a role". Netizens need these slogans to be reminded what they should do as a citizen.
09. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that words and phrases like "be thankful", "let's move on", "monthly CPF statements", "feel so rich", "confluence of factors", "mee siam mai hum", "fix opposition, buy votes", "get out of my elite uncaring face" etc will be trademarked to prevent Netizens from using them against the government.
08. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that Netizens don't want to friend you, they are childish people who like to hide behind annoymous names and therefore will have no credibility.
07. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you defended Seng Han Tong after he is being attacked in the Net. Hope that you do not "squander your opportunity" to show how compassionate you are. Netizens are waiting to learn from you.
06. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you do not ever watch porn in your life, cause porn corrupts people's minds. I had also been warned by my parents not to watch porn, but it is very hard to avoid when you are surfing the net.
05. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you have a good team of grassroot people who will gladly neglect their wives in order to organize activities for you.
04. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that once you suppress dissent on the net, the anger among the Netizens dissipate naturally.
03. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you will be pouring 10 million into the internet infrastructures and meanwhile creating jobs. Why stop there? Hire foreign talents as they are much cheaper - we need them to help regulate the local netsphere.
02. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that comments on the Internet are senseless rumblings, only the views of your grassroots are compassionate, just and reasonable. Always listen to them!
01. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that after all this wayang and hooha, netizens are just complain kings/queens that are still going to vote for PAP when the time comes. Hail PAP!
Top 10 list are swipes at issues, not at the person on the contrary. However an example of a personal attack will be:
Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you are more "so mad hen" than SHT now.
10. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you attained the rank of Rear-Admiral (NS)without ever going through a single war, not even a cyber one.
09. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you can send your daughters to any top universities around the world, but some of our peasant's daughters had to give up studying "K2" at PAP community foundation kindergarten.
08. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you are tasked with issues like regulating the Internet rather than going up against LTK and debate the advantages of the Job Credit Scheme.
07. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that your daughter did not have any elitist views on a blog, those Netizens will expose her and you will be forced to apologize like the elite colleague of yours.
06. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that even police got up to threaten Netizens for spreading rumors, the article wanbao published about Ong Kar Chua having his flat repossessed is "an honest mistake".
05. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that as a Rear-Admiral, you can always mobilize the army to overwhelm the blogs and forums and win any online polls.
04. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that the mainstream media can self-regulate under your terms and it will soon replace North Korea at the top position in regards to media freedom.
03. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that Ministry of Home Affairs (MHA) is working on a law that states "more than 4 person assembly in the Internet forums is considered illegal." and its security forces will be given the powers to deal with such situations “pre-emptively on the ground and not let it occur and then deal with the consequences and perpetrators later”.
02. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you are in Tanjong Pagar GRC with LKY as anchor minister, or else you will be wondering how you could be able to serve in the government if you started off in a SMC.
01. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that this article is of a slanderous nature, you can get by without engaging any the above points even this article appears on REACH.
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Top 10 things that Lui Tuck Yew must be thankful of. (For elite eyes only)
10. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that the PAP's motto is "Staying together, Moving ahead" and one of the key points in you manifesto is "Encourage every citizen to play a role". Netizens need these slogans to be reminded what they should do as a citizen.
09. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that words and phrases like "be thankful", "let's move on", "monthly CPF statements", "feel so rich", "confluence of factors", "mee siam mai hum", "fix opposition, buy votes", "get out of my elite uncaring face" etc will be trademarked to prevent Netizens from using them against the government.
08. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that Netizens don't want to friend you, they are childish people who like to hide behind annoymous names and therefore will have no credibility.
07. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you defended Seng Han Tong after he is being attacked in the Net. Hope that you do not "squander your opportunity" to show how compassionate you are. Netizens are waiting to learn from you.
06. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you do not ever watch porn in your life, cause porn corrupts people's minds. I had also been warned by my parents not to watch porn, but it is very hard to avoid when you are surfing the net.
05. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you have a good team of grassroot people who will gladly neglect their wives in order to organize activities for you.
04. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that once you suppress dissent on the net, the anger among the Netizens dissipate naturally.
03. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you will be pouring 10 million into the internet infrastructures and meanwhile creating jobs. Why stop there? Hire foreign talents as they are much cheaper - we need them to help regulate the local netsphere.
02. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that comments on the Internet are senseless rumblings, only the views of your grassroots are compassionate, just and reasonable. Always listen to them!
01. Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that after all this wayang and hooha, netizens are just complain kings/queens that are still going to vote for PAP when the time comes. Hail PAP!
Top 10 list are swipes at issues, not at the person on the contrary. However an example of a personal attack will be:
Lui Tuck Yew be thankful that you are more "so mad hen" than SHT now.
