Clap, clap clap, clap. You guys never seize to brighten my day with a good laugh.
All were such creative responses. If there is a reward system for the most imaginative and creative response in this thread so far, I would give first prize to middaydog, followed by scoobyhoo as a close second. Perhaps others who add their postings later would give their own rating.
Thank you guys for the laughs and regret TS has to endure but seriously, I think TS must be a joker him/herself.