Funny story to share (free free to skip as it may get long):
A neighbour in HH went overseas and as he keeps lots of fishes, he asked a 35 year old neighbour to help look after in case power trips.
Of course he then forgot to pass the gate keys, flew and left his gate keys/auto gate control with another neighbour instead who waters the plants for him regularly.
One night, this 35 old neighbour just happens to finish his first half of work early (11.20pm). Feeling peckish and thinking of buying food, etc
he drove out, only to see that the light in his neigbours house was gone. This only means one thing, a power trip as it was pitch black.
As he was driving, he was struggling between helping to save the fishes and his own growling tummy. Driving almost to the guardhouse, he decided the fishes won (pictures of dead floating fishes aren't so appetizing) so he did a fast u turn and headed back.
He first stopped at the other neighbours place (who has the keys), as the neighbour was likely asleep by then, he decided to go back to see if he still have keys of the fish rearing neighbour. He woke up his wife, checked all the drawers, no joy. Sigh. Only found the main door key, not the gate.
He went back to the other neighbours place again, no luck again. He tried calling, no luck (as usual). Then he decided to practise SOC on the gate of his neighbour, given that he will only be back next week. He tried to open the gates manually but gave up on that too.
He then climbed onto the gate, 2 guards drove right by and immediately stopped and wanted to grab him. He slipped but managed to identify himself and thankfully the guards knew him and know that the neighbours are close(both have each others keys). In the end, the guards stood by while the silly neighbour went in to see if the fuses has indeed tripped.
The first thing that greeted him was......... lots of happy and frolicking fishes and not the floating dead bodies in his mind. Turns out that the other neighbour, while gardening, had turned off the light (kind man, just trying to help save electricity) that was the signal to note for power trip.
Silly neighbour then tested the porch lights, turned them back on, climbed.............and twisted his right foot as another guard motorcycle suddenly arrived.(Thanks for the flashlight in the face)
Mission accomplished(or unaccomplished), he decided to satisfy his hunger, went to Habib to grab his favourite food and then went for a quick massage on his ankle and back.
He drove happily back home thereafter. While reversing, his wife appeared at the door. He had forgotten about her as he had woken her up earlier to search for keys and had not bought back any food for her. Of course, its too late to buy her food now after he has came back. Her grumblings would accompany him for the rest of the night while he had to continue working.
The interesting thing was, the lights went out again tonight again. This time the 35 year old man was smarter this time, leaned over the gate and heard the soft whispers of the air pump. They were all saying "Dumb Neighbour......Dumb neighbour........No SOC tonight".
Moral of the story - Listen first before you climb and if you woke your wife up, be damn sure to buy something good for her at the end of the day/night.