list of reasons smrt can give incase another breakdown

[god_zeus]

the list
1. child press the emergency button
2. a mice struck on the tracks
3. a man hit the mrt train
4. train driver pang sai so delayed
5. misc electrical fault
6. china women fighting in train, so have to stop
7. grand old man visits the mrt, so many porlumpars stop the train.
8. man found dead lying on the train, delayed so the undertaker can removed his body
9. terrorist alert, so had to stop trains
10. ponding in the tunnel , so trains delayed
11. too much oil
12. Desmond Kuek too handsome, MRT train drivers couldn't concentrate on the job.
13. MRT staff sick and tired of all the damned complaints from Sinkies even though the MRT is ranked top 10 in the world so they walked off the job.
14. Train run too slow
15. Train run too fast
16. MRT track got kapkia.
17. Headlight not working. Tunnel too dark. Driver cannot see.
18. Oncoming train driver anyhow high beam. Tunnel too bright. Driver cannot see.
19. Everybody taking the train at the same time.
20. Ran out of petrol. Petrol needle not working.

red color list updated from below

 

[Equalisation]

11. too much oil ..:o

 

[laksaboy]

12. Desmond Kuek too handsome, MRT train drivers couldn't concentrate on the job.

 

[Leongsam]

How about MRT staff sick and tired of all the damned complaints from Sinkies even though the MRT is ranked top 10 in the world so they walked off the job.

 

[GoldenPeriod]

13. Train run too slow
14. Train run too fast

 

[kapkia]

MRT track got kapkia.

 

[AhMeng]

The Truth .... OVERPOPULATION OF A TINY ISLAND.

 

[ZorrorroZ]

15. Headlight not working. Tunnel too dark. Driver cannot see.
16. Oncoming train driver anyhow high beam. Tunnel too bright. Driver cannot see.

 

[ZorrorroZ]

Here's an important question that has to be answered as soon as possible.

If bus drivers are called Captains, shouldn't train drivers be Majors? Obviously as a train is so much bigger than a bus, it's like comparing a company to a battalion.

Thus, shouldn't Taxi drivers be called Lieutenants, since in the same vein, taxis are like platoons or sections compared to the Company level Bus, and Battalion level train?

And the surviving old bird trishaw riders should be Sergeants or WOs.

 

[jw5]

17. Everybody taking the train at the same time.

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Ran out of petrol. Petrol needle not working. :o

 

[Confuseous]

You cannot expect the train to function well when everyone decides to go to work or school at the same time.

 

[god_zeus]

i din hear that the mrt broke down in the early 90s when everyone decided to go to work at the same time

You cannot expect the train to function well when everyone decides to go to work or school at the same time.