Life Is Like A Penis

[yinyang]

Life's like a penis ..and women just can't do without IT:p

 

[yinyang]

life is like a penis...sometimes run out of juice

Aka flat battery ..just get tanked up, to recharge

 

[erection2015]

ya let the reservoir fill up again

Aka flat battery ..just get tanked up, to recharge

 

[erection2015]

life is like a penis .....you often lose out to stiffer competition

 

[yinyang]

Life's like a penis ..to drill home in more ways than 1

 

[erection2015]

life is like a penis ....always looking for openings

 

[Conqueror]

Longer And Shorter

life is like a penis....sometimes up sometimes down

Hmmm ... what you mean is it's longer to be short, but shorter to be long ?

人身苦短有八九？

 

[erection2015]

Re: Longer And Shorter

ah .... its short no longer but longing to be short

Hmmm ... what you mean is it's longer to be short, but shorter to be long ?

人身苦短有八九？

 

[Marican]

Life is like a penis.It never fail to miss a hole when it meets one.
Life is like a penis.You never know whats cumming.
Life is like a penis.You remember the good times forever:p

life is like a penis ....always looking for openings

 

[jw5]

It's short, so make the most of what you have!

 

[groober2011]

It's short, so make the most of what you have!

That's about the best so far. Kudos to you.

 

[erection2015]

life is like a penis .....when you have 2 close friends

 

[deedum81]

life in singapore is like a kuku jiao... your life ku ku jiao (bitter calls)

 

[erection2015]

life is like a penis....you have to often rise to the occasion

 

[erection2015]

life is like a penis.....it thrives on variety

 

[yinyang]

Life's like a penis ..simple, straight, relaxed and hanging free -it's women who make it hard!!:p