Let's not open the door when PAP come knocking soon

[wizard]

I will start the ball rolling. I will not open the door when PAP visit and adjust the TV volume louder to indicate that there is indeed someone inside..

 

[jw5]

I will start the ball rolling. I will not open the door when PAP visit and adjust the TV volume louder to indicate that there is indeed someone inside..

An englishman who supported the conservative party once said that when the labour party came calling, he would invite them in and keep them talking as long as possible.
When the conservative party came calling, he would tell them to move on and promise to vote for them.

 

[po2wq]

ya, man! ...

wen dose burgers cum, tel dem all ur problems... original n fake! ... ... n demand solns ... :o

 

[Didier Drogba]

ya, man! ...

wen dose burgers cum, tel dem all ur problems... original n fake! ... ... n demand solns ... :o

wen dose burgers cum, tell dem to include chili sauce and make sure dat the beef or chicken is present.

 

[fukyuman]

Dun waste your time. Whole thing carefully orchestrated. Their lackeys will find doors who would open for them. All wayang show.

I will start the ball rolling. I will not open the door when PAP visit and adjust the TV volume louder to indicate that there is indeed someone inside..

 

[myfoot123]

I stocked up some dried cuttlefish and going to chew a few when they come to talk to me and get some of my fresh breath.

 

[GoldenDragon]

I will start the ball rolling. I will not open the door when PAP visit and adjust the TV volume louder to indicate that there is indeed someone inside..

Why bro? They conned us for decades. Time to con them back. Assure them of your utmost support. Appear genuine when you express your appreciation. Pour them drinks. Invite them in. Make them grow in confidence. They will report to HQ, 'ground is sweet' etc. Make them miscalculate their popularity.

On voting day, give them back the medicine they fed us - vote opposition and kick MIW out. I'll be doing that. You should too, bro.

 

[wizard]

Why bro? They conned us for decades. Time to con them back. Assure them of your utmost support. Appear genuine when you express your appreciation. Pour them drinks. Invite them in. Make them grow in confidence. They will report to HQ, 'ground is sweet' etc. Make them miscalculate their popularity.

On voting day, give them back the medicine they fed us - vote opposition and kick MIW out. I'll be doing that. You should too, bro.

I stand corrected as my dislike for them and to desire to FIX them have cloud my judgement.. Correct, I will try to delay their time as much as possible..Ask stupid question like will there be any upgrading in my area and my worries about FTs blar blar..

For the opposition, i will tell them go for the next house and i will vote for u on polling day.

 

[GoldenDragon]

I stand corrected as my dislike for them and to desire to FIX them have cloud my judgement.. Correct, I will try to delay their time as much as possible..Ask stupid question like will there be any upgrading in my area and my worries about FTs blar blar..

For the opposition, i will tell them go for the next house and i will vote for u on polling day.

Thanks, bro. I will also wave SL and team to my neighbour's. They don't need to talk to me. My vote went to them last round and same will happen again. But I will TCSS with Ah George when he comes.

 

[fukyuman]

It can backfire. They get second wind and decided walk extra hours. Cameramen and Televisions show your smiling face and all your friends decide to vote PAP because you look so happy.

Wear tattered singlet and washing your hands in fish water and rub your armpits before you engage in long winded talk. Be hard of hearing and keep repeated yourself. The one who can hold the longest we tabek you.

Why bro? They conned us for decades. Time to con them back. Assure them of your utmost support. Appear genuine when you express your appreciation. Pour them drinks. Invite them in. Make them grow in confidence. They will report to HQ, 'ground is sweet' etc. Make them miscalculate their popularity.

On voting day, give them back the medicine they fed us - vote opposition and kick MIW out. I'll be doing that. You should too, bro.

 

[Received_by_Kings]

You people better open up and address them with a smile.:oIo:

 

[konglanjiaowei]

I am a ugly, smelly, shameless, keling ftrash under payroll from the PAP IB

It's obvious so how not to agree?

 

[Received_by_Kings]

Ah hahaha the ugly and useless konglampawei is crying.

不要喊爸喊妈啦！他们都死了！丑八怪！

 

[youallhumsup]

Ah hahaha the ugly SamuelShitSkin is crying.

Yeah he does that all the time.

 

[jw5]

It can backfire. They get second wind and decided walk extra hours. Cameramen and Televisions show your smiling face and all your friends decide to vote PAP because you look so happy.

Wear tattered singlet and washing your hands in fish water and rub your armpits before you engage in long winded talk. Be hard of hearing and keep repeated yourself. The one who can hold the longest we tabek you.

When you say backfire and second wind, do you mean that they pang pui isit?

I would be happy to rub my armpits and shake their hand, except that my armpit may be cleaner and better smelling than their hand.

 

[konstandy]

I stocked up some dried cuttlefish and going to chew a few when they come to talk to me and get some of my fresh breath.

ai yah invite them in let them drink free thick bartley juice with extra secret ingredient haha

 

[kingrant]

Invite them to lim kopi then vote for the Opp lah! Must give them false signals.

 

[Qantas]

Bro, like dat must buy many bottles of Dettol to wash and disinfect my hands and house after they leave.

 

[glockman]

Why bro? They conned us for decades. Time to con them back. Assure them of your utmost support. Appear genuine when you express your appreciation. Pour them drinks. Invite them in. Make them grow in confidence. They will report to HQ, 'ground is sweet' etc. Make them miscalculate their popularity.

On voting day, give them back the medicine they fed us - vote opposition and kick MIW out. I'll be doing that. You should too, bro.

Thats a good plan. Show them we can lie too, and let the voting results bite them in the arse.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Thats a good plan. Show them we can lie too, and let the voting results bite them in the arse.

Sadly, we don't get paid for telling lies. In one profession in S'pore, you tell lies, con your customers and draw a millionaire's salary.