Incident with a Santa

[Agoraphobic]

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

How could an old geriatric paedophile harm a grown man like you?

Cheers!

 

[streetsmart73]

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

hi there


1. what now, sammy?
2. santa poked you or refused to poke you!
3.

 

[moolightaffairs]

may i know what kind of incident occurs which warrant legal action?

 

[Agoraphobic]

may i know what kind of incident occurs which warrant legal action?

I suppose everyone here is guessing buggery. Just whether Santa or the elves.

Cheers!

 

[singveld]

admin gone biggering mad!

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

 

[looneytan]

fuck it! why do you start a post with question

 

[greedy and cunning]

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

if you are mr hyde , you should kill him.
if you are dr jekyll , complain to his employer ,the all powerful christain god.

 

[Timbuktu]

Other forumers should not expect free legal advice. Leongsam deserves my help for being the proprietor of a forum that encourages the freedom of speech, a constitutionally guaranteeed right.

It's a crap piece of advice. The organisation with the most resources is central HQ. He made no mention of it.

He guaranteeed. That's one extra e for a better guarantee.

 

[WongMengMeng]

He guaranteeed. That's one extra e for a better guarantee.

A boliao comment from a desolate African town.

I will lock Rumpole up eventually at IMH for his anti-govt stance but not for his knowledge of the substantive law which is 1st class.

One extra "e" does not a mountain make.

"If we start quibbling over these things - whether the right of privacy should not be invaded by an Inspector of Police, and therefore unjustified, but by a person who wears three stars on his shoulders, and therefore justified - I think we will get ourselves thoroughly bogged down in a morass in which we will finally wind up by believing - as the Chief Minister once said - that white is black and black is white." - my master, LKY said so in 1955.

If Rumpole will not act for Leongsam, I will. Whatever Rumpole is for, I am against.

 

[jw5]

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

Depends on what kind of incident.

Let's say he tries to tickle your kid, are you going to say "wait hor, I call my lawyer first, he will call the north pole on my behalf."

 

[halsey02]

How could an old geriatric paedophile harm a grown man like you?

Cheers!

It takes to to TANGO...with the rose thrown in!

 

[itchy]

What incident you never say, sorry cannot help you.

 

[mollusk]

What incident you never say, sorry cannot help you.

Santa kicked his doggy.Doggy now 50-50, anytime can go...

 

[itchy]

Santa kicked his doggy.Doggy now 50-50, anytime can go...

Possibly he pulled Santa's beard to see if it's real or not. So, we cannot just listen to one side of the story.
We need to hear from Santa too.

Maybe this one is the REAL Santa from the North Pole??

 

[cass888]

Nuke the North pole?

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

 

[jw5]

Nuke the North pole?

But at this time of year, all the santas not there leh, nuke for what?

 

[cass888]

As a warning.

But at this time of year, all the santas not there leh, nuke for what?

 

[RODYK]

Sue both Santa and the department store.

Assuming what Santa did was "in the course of his employment" with store, then store as employer is "vicariously liable" for what he did.

Santa is likely poor. That's why he has to take on this part time gig. Whatever you can't recover in full from Santa, you get from the store.

Any more advice sought and I will start to charge $$$ by the clock.

Other forumers should not expect free legal advice. Leongsam deserves my help for being the proprietor of a forum that encourages the freedom of speech, a constitutionally guaranteeed right.

rumpole aka prof tey.

Seems like you are fully prepared for your upcoming court case.That cock eye bitch tight anot

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

don't forget, some santas are actually security officers!

Some Santas are ah neh security officers who like to step into the bathroom when Chloe is having a shower

 

[Rudolf]

Ask Me

But at this time of year, all the santas not there leh, nuke for what?

You should have asked his homing device, Rudolf instead.:*: