Incident with a Santa

[Leongsam]

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

 

[kopiuncle]

hahaha what a great post!!!

don't forget, some santas are actually security officers!

 

[Equalisation]

Ask his reindeers for advice.:o

 

[po2wq]

Ask his reindeers for advice.:o

his red nose 1 wil do ...

 

[wikiphile]

I suggest you get revenge instead of pursuing an elusive old man who lives in the middle of nowhere on the northern most part of the world. A SAM missile locked on to his sleigh while he is doing his rounds on the 24th Dec will surely bring gratification. Even better, NORAD will help you track down this bastard for no cost at all to yourself save the missile round.

http://www.noradsanta.org/

 

[Rumpole]

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

Sue both Santa and the department store.

Assuming what Santa did was "in the course of his employment" with store, then store as employer is "vicariously liable" for what he did.

Santa is likely poor. That's why he has to take on this part time gig. Whatever you can't recover in full from Santa, you get from the store.

Any more advice sought and I will start to charge $$$ by the clock.

Other forumers should not expect free legal advice. Leongsam deserves my help for being the proprietor of a forum that encourages the freedom of speech, a constitutionally guaranteeed right.

 

[jubilee1919]

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

Gosh at your age you still believe in Santa?

 

[kopiuncle]

@Rumpole

thank you for that piece of wonderful legal advice

 

[Leongsam]

@Rumpole

thank you for that piece of wonderful legal advice

It's a crap piece of advice. The organisation with the most resources is central HQ. He made no mention of it.

 

[hurley]

they are in cahoots!

 

[Rogue Trader]

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

Wouldn't it depend on the nature of the "incident"? You should go after whoever sanctioned the offensive behaviour.

 

[Rogue Trader]

btw, sorry Sam ... was toying around and I zapped you by mistake.. :p

Didn't know we can deduct your points one ... Will uppz you the next time you write a good post, ok?

 

[chuckyworld]

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

Take it up with the ordering dept.....It is not Santa fault....Ho HO Ho...i only do the deliverly....I do not take orders ask the elf did santa forgot to wrap your GT 86......

 

[youtalkcock]

btw, sorry Sam ... was toying around and I zapped you by mistake.. :p

Didn't know we can deduct your points one ... Will uppz you the next time you write a good post, ok?

You stand a good chance of getting points from him by zapping then adding.

 

[Loofydralb]

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

Its the season of giving. Santa would gladly poke something in yr ass.

 

[eatshitndie]

if santa is trying to hit on you, complain to mrs. santa to keep him straight.

 

[erection2015]

i would rather make a go at Mrs Santa if shes reasonably chio.

if santa is trying to hit on you, complain to mrs. santa to keep him straight.

 

[eatshitndie]

i would rather make a go at Mrs Santa if shes reasonably chio.

she's most likely surrounded by a bunch of horny elves.

 

[halsey02]

If I go to a department store that has a Santa in attendance and and an incident occurs with Santa which warrants legal action, do I pursue the issue with the Santa concerned, the departmental store or some sort of a central agency in the North Pole which handles all Santa issues around the world?

I think you won't mind SANTRINA with a big bosom, so that you can rest your head & tell her your, LONG want list?? & like Superman you would want to bring her to your secret North POLE hideout for a tete a tete?! Santa cut no ice with you!

 

[Rumpole]

It's a crap piece of advice. The organisation with the most resources is central HQ. He made no mention of it.

Typical ungrateful SINKIE. I will act for the department store and Santa if they decide to counter-sue you for defamation. Central HQ only exists in your imagination.