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How about diversifying into chicken nuggets? You can make use your tiny chickens to make them
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How about diversifying into chicken nuggets? You can make use your tiny chickens to make them
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johnny goes to school and is asked by the teacher what animal he likes.
he says "fryd chickin!" everyone laughs except the teacher.
teacher brings him to principal and complains. principal laughs and tells johnny not to do it again.
johnny goes home and tells mommy and daddy about the whole shbang in school. mommy and daddy laugh their arses off, and tell johnny that teacher is most likely a peta member.
johnny goes to school the next day, and teacher asks him what animal he likes. johnny says "chickin", and teacher asks why.
johnny says "because it can be made into fryd chickin!" everyone except teacher laughs again.
teacher brings johnny to principal, and principal laughs and tells johnny not to do it again.
the next day, teacher asks johnny which famous person he admires.
johnny says "kernel sanders."
moral of story: don't mess with chickens because every dickhead likes to fuck them.
he says "fryd chickin!" everyone laughs except the teacher.
teacher brings him to principal and complains. principal laughs and tells johnny not to do it again.
johnny goes home and tells mommy and daddy about the whole shbang in school. mommy and daddy laugh their arses off, and tell johnny that teacher is most likely a peta member.
johnny goes to school the next day, and teacher asks him what animal he likes. johnny says "chickin", and teacher asks why.
johnny says "because it can be made into fryd chickin!" everyone except teacher laughs again.
teacher brings johnny to principal, and principal laughs and tells johnny not to do it again.
the next day, teacher asks johnny which famous person he admires.
johnny says "kernel sanders."
moral of story: don't mess with chickens because every dickhead likes to fuck them.
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How about diversifying into chicken nuggets? You can make use your tiny chickens to make them
This is no joke, the customers prefer them whole.
I suggest roasted pigeons. Very popular in Mongkok, Hongkong
How about diversifying into chicken nuggets? You can make use your tiny chickens to make them
There are many ways to make good use of chickens.. develop their breasts and satisfy customers.. deep fry chickens for KFC.. make chicken feets for tim sum.. finally chicken feathers for dusters.. Saddly, I failed all.. :(
What I can do now is to preserve my chicken, and leave it along a long lonely road .. wait for desperate men .. if they ever use it.. charge them for a toll
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Time for you to roll up your sleeves and get into the duck business by yourself.
I'm sure if you have sons, you could always use an extra pair of hands.
If you both fail, can stand on the roadside together and there too.
This thread is all about migrant losers like arse168, neddy, ash007 who failed big time in kangaroo land and now have to spend their time talking big online.
It is obvious in real life they are living a terrible life in kangaroo land n r tryying to preserve their dignity by trying to showoff here.
Dumbfucks, congrats on your whole family kena cancer. Hahaha.
Oei...where is your manners when you come into peoples thread with your cursing? Bo Ka Si??
Moderator is not doing his job.
Moderator sleeping lah, that is why we need more moderators.
dun worry, the Great Australia garment will take care of u, they have plenty of welfare scheme...if chicken is not doing so good, why not tryselling your backside...but dun ever come back to Sin, this place for sure is cannot accomodate losers..
since when the meaning 'manners' ever display itself in this site??
Hey, my wife received a phone call from SG.. a MNC is recruiting talents !
Of course, we are keeping our Australian citizenship. SG can open doors and create favourable conditions to FTs - which we are applying, Australia on the other hand bring benefits to their citizens. SO who's better ? I'm sure there is no one-size-fits-all.
Who knows we may pack our bags & return.. I said before we will be returning someday, if it is not sooner, it will be later.
FYI, we could be a quitter, but we are never a loser... ;-)
congrats to arse007, arse168, neddy, iwc, fishbluff for all your families kena cancer. ..........
Edit Report 23-09-2010 07:34 AMMaddy
Poverty in Australia
A 15 month-long Australian Senate inquiry, entitled “A hand up not a hand out: Renewing the fight against poverty”, identifies a continuing decline in income for many poor households and emphasises the central role of employment opportunities in tackling poverty. It highlights these points:
Twenty-one per cent of Australians — about 3.6 million people — live on less than $A400 per week, which is $31 less than the full-time minimum wage
The Democrats believe that the level of poverty in Australia is unacceptable. The wealth gap between the rich and poor in Australia has grown over the past decade. Despite more than a decade of continual economic growth, this prosperity has left many in middle Australia standing still and many of the poorest worse off.
In recent times, the Government has even pushed through legislation which is directly contributing to higher poverty by reducing the incomes of many sole parents and people with disabilities.
Who is affected by Poverty?
> Indigenous Peoples
Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people continue to be the most disadvantaged group in Australia. More >>
> Women and sole parents
Elderly single women and female sole parents are over represented in groups living on low incomes. More >>
> Children
The rate of poverty amongst children is 9.5 per cent, indicating that almost half a million children are living in poverty. More >>
> Young people and students
Poverty among young people is now so widespread that Governments must consider urgent action that goes beyond current policies. More >>
> People with disabilities
Poverty is particularly prevalent amongst people who have a disability. More >>
> Migrants and Refugees
Migrants and refugee communities face multiple disadvantages upon their arrival in Australia. More >>
> The Ageing population
Australians aged over 65 years are concentrated at the bottom of the income spectrum. More >>
> Homeless People
The estimated number of homeless people in Australia on Census night in 2001 was 100 000. More >>
> Rural and Regional communities
The factors influencing disadvantage in these communities include limited employment opportunities and a lack of services. More >>
The issues around poverty are complex. For a detailed analysis please see our following Action Plans:
Edit Report
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Edit Report 21-09-2010 05:49 AMMaddy
Australian jailed for 'thrill' killing of Chinese
SYDNEY — A man who murdered a Chinese woman in Australia was Wednesday given a life sentence for the brutal attack which the judge described as a premeditated, "thrill" killing of a complete stranger.
Stavros Papadopoulos, 22, pleaded guilty to murdering 26-year-old University of Tasmania accounting student Zhang "Tina" Yu in his Hobart apartment in June 2009, reports said.
His accomplice, 22-year-old Daniel Jo Williams, was sentenced to 10 years in jail on a charge of manslaughter.
Tasmania's Supreme Court heard that the men met Yu at a takeaway pizza shop in the early hours of the morning and had driven her to Papadopoulos's apartment, The Mercury newspaper in Hobart said.
Over the next three hours, she was subjected to such terrible violence and sexual abuse by Papadopoulos that she pleaded to be killed quickly, it said.
After being repeatedly punched, thrown against walls and dragged around by her hair, Papadopoulos suddenly smashed a large concrete brick onto Yu's head before undressing her, placing her in a bathtub and drowning her.
Williams, who had spent most of this time smoking cannabis, then helped his friend choke Yu in the bath before they placed her body in the boot of their car and dumped it in a river.
In sentencing, Justice David Porter said "little, if anything" had been put forward to explain Papadopoulos' depraved behaviour.
"This was a brutal and terrible killing of a complete stranger," he said.
"It was done with forethought and for the sake or thrill of doing it."
The court heard that earlier on the night of the murder, Papadopoulos had told Williams he wanted to "kill and rape a bitch".
Papadopoulos will have to serve at least 25 years before he is eligible for parole
Edit Report 03-09-2010 08:59 AMMaddy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_...l_IQ_estimates
average IQ of persons by country :
Singapore 103
Austria 102
Germany 102
Italy 102
Netherlands 102
Sweden 101
Poland 99
Spain 99
Australia 98
average IQ of ex-singapore economy fugitives (eg arse168, neddy, ash007, iwc) residing in kangaroo land = 31
see confirm ossie are fucking stupid people.
Edit Report 25-08-2010 12:41 AMMaddy
How un-holy!
Their father is Australian missionary priest preaching god in Taiwan. The sisters are missionary group's singers for holly songs, and they are also thieves stealing repeatedly at Pasar Malam night market.
They got got by CCTV and red handed.
They going to get convicted and deported from Taiwan.
Fucking FTs!
http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url...4/1/2bpyh.html
澳籍姐妹夜市行竊 商家發現報警
中廣 更新日期:"2010/08/24 21:35"
宜蘭縣羅東夜市人潮多，兩名澳洲籍的外籍姊妹趁店家不注意行竊，被店家抓到送進警局，警方事後 調查發現她們 是傳教團體的成員，經常會到社福機構進行慈善表演，不料卻違背神意行竊，兩人則表示是一時興起 才順手牽羊。
宜蘭縣羅東夜市商店近來經常遭竊，店家調閱監視錄影帶發現是兩名外國女子所為，警方循線逮捕來 自澳洲現年2 2歲及剛成年的兩名姐妹花，據了解，她們的父親當牧師，姐妹倆常跟著前往醫院或是社福機構傳教及 表演，不料 竟然當起小偷，如經判刑確定，可能會遭遣返。
ossie losers...
Edit Report 04-10-2010 12:54 PMMaddy
arse168,
congrats on your whole family die of cancer, that includes your children.
fuck you
Edit Report 21-09-2010 05:48 AMMaddy
Australian jailed for 'thrill' killing of Chinese
SYDNEY — A man who murdered a Chinese woman in Australia was Wednesday given a life sentence for the brutal attack which the judge described as a premeditated, "thrill" killing of a complete stranger.
Stavros Papadopoulos, 22, pleaded guilty to murdering 26-year-old University of Tasmania accounting student Zhang "Tina" Yu in his Hobart apartment in June 2009, reports said.
His accomplice, 22-year-old Daniel Jo Williams, was sentenced to 10 years in jail on a charge of manslaughter.
Tasmania's Supreme Court heard that the men met Yu at a takeaway pizza shop in the early hours of the morning and had driven her to Papadopoulos's apartment, The Mercury newspaper in Hobart said.
Over the next three hours, she was subjected to such terrible violence and sexual abuse by Papadopoulos that she pleaded to be killed quickly, it said.
After being repeatedly punched, thrown against walls and dragged around by her hair, Papadopoulos suddenly smashed a large concrete brick onto Yu's head before undressing her, placing her in a bathtub and drowning her.
Williams, who had spent most of this time smoking cannabis, then helped his friend choke Yu in the bath before they placed her body in the boot of their car and dumped it in a river.
In sentencing, Justice David Porter said "little, if anything" had been put forward to explain Papadopoulos' depraved behaviour.
"This was a brutal and terrible killing of a complete stranger," he said.
"It was done with forethought and for the sake or thrill of doing it."
The court heard that earlier on the night of the murder, Papadopoulos had told Williams he wanted to "kill and rape a bitch".
Papadopoulos will have to serve at least 25 years before he is eligible for parole
Edit Report 23-09-2010 07:34 AMMaddy
Poverty in Australia
A 15 month-long Australian Senate inquiry, entitled “A hand up not a hand out: Renewing the fight against poverty”, identifies a continuing decline in income for many poor households and emphasises the central role of employment opportunities in tackling poverty. It highlights these points:
Twenty-one per cent of Australians — about 3.6 million people — live on less than $A400 per week, which is $31 less than the full-time minimum wage
The Democrats believe that the level of poverty in Australia is unacceptable. The wealth gap between the rich and poor in Australia has grown over the past decade. Despite more than a decade of continual economic growth, this prosperity has left many in middle Australia standing still and many of the poorest worse off.
In recent times, the Government has even pushed through legislation which is directly contributing to higher poverty by reducing the incomes of many sole parents and people with disabilities.
Who is affected by Poverty?
> Indigenous Peoples
Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people continue to be the most disadvantaged group in Australia. More >>
> Women and sole parents
Elderly single women and female sole parents are over represented in groups living on low incomes. More >>
> Children
The rate of poverty amongst children is 9.5 per cent, indicating that almost half a million children are living in poverty. More >>
> Young people and students
Poverty among young people is now so widespread that Governments must consider urgent action that goes beyond current policies. More >>
> People with disabilities
Poverty is particularly prevalent amongst people who have a disability. More >>
> Migrants and Refugees
Migrants and refugee communities face multiple disadvantages upon their arrival in Australia. More >>
> The Ageing population
Australians aged over 65 years are concentrated at the bottom of the income spectrum. More >>
> Homeless People
The estimated number of homeless people in Australia on Census night in 2001 was 100 000. More >>
> Rural and Regional communities
The factors influencing disadvantage in these communities include limited employment opportunities and a lack of services. More >>
The issues around poverty are complex. For a detailed analysis please see our following Action Plans:
Edit Report
__________________
LOSERS & USELESS MIGRATE!! WINNERS TAKE ALL. HAHA, DUMBFUCKS!!!
Edit Report 21-09-2010 05:49 AMMaddy
Australian jailed for 'thrill' killing of Chinese
SYDNEY — A man who murdered a Chinese woman in Australia was Wednesday given a life sentence for the brutal attack which the judge described as a premeditated, "thrill" killing of a complete stranger.
Stavros Papadopoulos, 22, pleaded guilty to murdering 26-year-old University of Tasmania accounting student Zhang "Tina" Yu in his Hobart apartment in June 2009, reports said.
His accomplice, 22-year-old Daniel Jo Williams, was sentenced to 10 years in jail on a charge of manslaughter.
Tasmania's Supreme Court heard that the men met Yu at a takeaway pizza shop in the early hours of the morning and had driven her to Papadopoulos's apartment, The Mercury newspaper in Hobart said.
Over the next three hours, she was subjected to such terrible violence and sexual abuse by Papadopoulos that she pleaded to be killed quickly, it said.
After being repeatedly punched, thrown against walls and dragged around by her hair, Papadopoulos suddenly smashed a large concrete brick onto Yu's head before undressing her, placing her in a bathtub and drowning her.
Williams, who had spent most of this time smoking cannabis, then helped his friend choke Yu in the bath before they placed her body in the boot of their car and dumped it in a river.
In sentencing, Justice David Porter said "little, if anything" had been put forward to explain Papadopoulos' depraved behaviour.
"This was a brutal and terrible killing of a complete stranger," he said.
"It was done with forethought and for the sake or thrill of doing it."
The court heard that earlier on the night of the murder, Papadopoulos had told Williams he wanted to "kill and rape a bitch".
Papadopoulos will have to serve at least 25 years before he is eligible for parole
Edit Report 03-09-2010 08:59 AMMaddy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_...l_IQ_estimates
average IQ of persons by country :
Singapore 103
Austria 102
Germany 102
Italy 102
Netherlands 102
Sweden 101
Poland 99
Spain 99
Australia 98
average IQ of ex-singapore economy fugitives (eg arse168, neddy, ash007, iwc) residing in kangaroo land = 31
see confirm ossie are fucking stupid people.
Edit Report 25-08-2010 12:41 AMMaddy
How un-holy!
Their father is Australian missionary priest preaching god in Taiwan. The sisters are missionary group's singers for holly songs, and they are also thieves stealing repeatedly at Pasar Malam night market.
They got got by CCTV and red handed.
They going to get convicted and deported from Taiwan.
Fucking FTs!
http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url...4/1/2bpyh.html
澳籍姐妹夜市行竊 商家發現報警
中廣 更新日期:"2010/08/24 21:35"
宜蘭縣羅東夜市人潮多，兩名澳洲籍的外籍姊妹趁店家不注意行竊，被店家抓到送進警局，警方事後 調查發現她們 是傳教團體的成員，經常會到社福機構進行慈善表演，不料卻違背神意行竊，兩人則表示是一時興起 才順手牽羊。
宜蘭縣羅東夜市商店近來經常遭竊，店家調閱監視錄影帶發現是兩名外國女子所為，警方循線逮捕來 自澳洲現年2 2歲及剛成年的兩名姐妹花，據了解，她們的父親當牧師，姐妹倆常跟著前往醫院或是社福機構傳教及 表演，不料 竟然當起小偷，如經判刑確定，可能會遭遣返。
ossie losers...
Edit Report 04-10-2010 12:54 PMMaddy
arse168,
congrats on your whole family die of cancer, that includes your children.
fuck you
Edit Report 21-09-2010 05:48 AMMaddy
Australian jailed for 'thrill' killing of Chinese
SYDNEY — A man who murdered a Chinese woman in Australia was Wednesday given a life sentence for the brutal attack which the judge described as a premeditated, "thrill" killing of a complete stranger.
Stavros Papadopoulos, 22, pleaded guilty to murdering 26-year-old University of Tasmania accounting student Zhang "Tina" Yu in his Hobart apartment in June 2009, reports said.
His accomplice, 22-year-old Daniel Jo Williams, was sentenced to 10 years in jail on a charge of manslaughter.
Tasmania's Supreme Court heard that the men met Yu at a takeaway pizza shop in the early hours of the morning and had driven her to Papadopoulos's apartment, The Mercury newspaper in Hobart said.
Over the next three hours, she was subjected to such terrible violence and sexual abuse by Papadopoulos that she pleaded to be killed quickly, it said.
After being repeatedly punched, thrown against walls and dragged around by her hair, Papadopoulos suddenly smashed a large concrete brick onto Yu's head before undressing her, placing her in a bathtub and drowning her.
Williams, who had spent most of this time smoking cannabis, then helped his friend choke Yu in the bath before they placed her body in the boot of their car and dumped it in a river.
In sentencing, Justice David Porter said "little, if anything" had been put forward to explain Papadopoulos' depraved behaviour.
"This was a brutal and terrible killing of a complete stranger," he said.
"It was done with forethought and for the sake or thrill of doing it."
The court heard that earlier on the night of the murder, Papadopoulos had told Williams he wanted to "kill and rape a bitch".
Papadopoulos will have to serve at least 25 years before he is eligible for parole
You dont understand we pay $50k in tax per year.. I am taking care of them lah..
Returning to SG ? it depends on Sg if they are willing to accept us as PRs. Of course, we will never return our CPF money - coz it is OUR money ! Well, if there is no deal, then we shall stay put here and be happy (but no money)
:p
Well, nothing compared to me. Have lost my job, wife has left me, am bankrupt and in deep debts and being chased by banks and Ah Longs,living in my one room flat, no money even for meals so go to temple for free meals. If that'd make you feel any better, I'll be happy.
still got time to surf net n komplain? u talk cock sia.
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