God Damn It! It is with a heavy heart that I am announcing that I have decided not to run for public office as the pay sucks like hell! A Minister's pay is only $1.1m which is less than my current annual income and the worst part of the rotten deal is the fact that there will be no more pension scheme! PAP and Singapore will live to regret not having a extraordinary talent like me to help to run the country! And it is all the peasants fault.
FUCK YOU PEASANTS!:oIo::oIo::oIo::oIo::oIo::oIo: