i bought a pair of goldfishes today at the neighbourhood aquarium, but I have a problem now...

[Franjipani]

i told the owner i want a male and a female. then he put his net into the tank and point out to me which is male and which is female. he pumped air into the plastic bag containing the two goldfishes and i came home and transferred them to my goldfish tank. now I have a problem. i can't tell which is male and which is female. can any member here who rear fishes advise me how to spot male and how to spot female? any idea?

 

[Leckmichamarsch]

look for its cibai

 

[JOKERCHEW]

Wtff

Knn so simple

Put yr tiny dick into aquarium. The female goldfish will rush to suck it.
Pooblem solved Knn

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

i told the owner i want a male and a female. then he put his net into the tank and point out to me which is male and which is female. he pumped air into the plastic bag containing the two goldfishes and i came home and transferred them to my goldfish tank. now I have a problem. i can't tell which is male and which is female. can any member here who rear fishes advise me how to spot male and how to spot female? any idea?

why ?...........you scared you bought gay or lesbo goldfishes is it ?

the owner bluff you one............if sell you male and female then you won't need to buy more from him liao...........

 

[Sideswipe]

i used to rear small fishes. never bother about male or female, they never reproduce.

 

[metalrover]

Separate the fishes into 2 tanks. The tank with red water after one month is the bu fish
No need thank me

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Give each of them a car. The one who gets into an accident is female.

 

[sweetiepie]

Wtff

Knn so simple

Put yr tiny dick into aquarium. The female goldfish will rush to suck it.
Pooblem solved Knn

KNN also can stick his balls on the tank and see which 1 rush to it KNN

 

[SBFNews]

i told the owner i want a male and a female. then he put his net into the tank and point out to me which is male and which is female. he pumped air into the plastic bag containing the two goldfishes and i came home and transferred them to my goldfish tank. now I have a problem. i can't tell which is male and which is female. can any member here who rear fishes advise me how to spot male and how to spot female? any idea?

The male fish generally have slender body and the female fish is rounder and fatter. Not joking.

 

[UltimaOnline]

The male fish generally have slender body and the female fish is rounder and fatter. Not joking.

 

[Baimi]

Observe the fishes swim, the one that always follow behind is the male.
Make sure you remember it, hope your memory is not like the gold fish.

 

[SBFNews]

Observe the fishes swim, the one that always follow behind is the male.
Make sure you remember it, hope your memory is not like the gold fish.

Must be @glockman the skirt chaser type. Ummm

 

[glockman]

Must be @glockman the skirt chaser type. Ummm

Knn, nothing to do with me I also kena!

 

[JOKERCHEW]

Knn, nothing to do with me I also kena!

Wtff

Knn
SoLLy hor, @strawberry and me cums to SBF is to stalk you, harass you and bite you hor

KNN

 

[SBFNews]

Wtff

Knn
SoLLy hor, @strawberry and me cums to SBF is to stalk you, harass you and bite you hor

KNN

Don't worry lah. Grandpa Glockman can take humour and jokes in his stride one lah

 

[glockman]

Wtff

Knn
SoLLy hor, @strawberry and me cums to SBF is to stalk you, harass you and bite you hor

KNN

Don't worry lah. Grandpa Glockman can take humour and jokes in his stride one lah

knn, you all disturb old man, very bad!!! knn!

 

[SBFNews]

knn, you all disturb old man, very bad!!! knn!

Don't worry. You are 英雄宝刀未老

 

[JOKERCHEW]

knn, you all disturb old man, very bad!!! knn!

WTFF

KNN
After that oLang utan ah meng Leeturn to Borneo Jamban Jungle,
SBF held annual dinner and dance at HQ in Lobinson Load.
Your honorable or horny name was pulled from the jackpot.
No. 2 was @nightsafari.

and you did not attend.
Tiaggong you were out with bikin chiobus in your mega yacht.

So, cheers.
Welcums you hor.

kopi to ::: @strawberry
.

 

[JuliaScissors]

Males have rough spots on first ray of the pectoral fins

 

[glockman]

Don't worry. You are 英雄宝刀未老

我虚心接受你说的因为我确实是英雄!