Serious I am Joanne, a Singaporean & Chinese

[flatearther]

I'd like to dedicate this song to "Joanne", even though she's not "Joanna":

[video=youtube;hsklsxReSe0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsklsxReSe0[/video]

[video=youtube;7AE5Fm4uZzY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AE5Fm4uZzY[/video]

[video=youtube;rtfAqUuKX4U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfAqUuKX4U[/video]

 

[Leongsam]

A short introduction. I am Joanne (yes, it's my real name). I have been an avid reader of local forums, HWZ, Kayaloti, and Sam's Alfresco Heaven.

Well, a bit about myself. I am an Executive PA working in the western side of Singapore. I was born in China and my parents are from China. They settled here many years ago. I went to local schools in Singapore, just like most of you. I do visit my grandparents in Shanghai as they are living there.

I hope to make some friends here.

Hi Joanne. Do you know Tracy Tan? If you do can you please ask her to come back to the forum. I miss her deeply.

Tell her that the past is all water under the bridge and I would like to make a fresh start.

 

[winnipegjets]

Looking forward to see more interesting names like Strawberry Tan, Pomelo Cheong, Apple Lim or Pokemon Teh etc.

 

[eatshitndie]

Absolutely agree. 70% of sinkies prefer carnal knowledge to political awakening so it's time to stop preaching to the choir and get down to having some fun fucking and some fucking fun

69.86% is perfect for soixante neuf. in fact a tad over the minimum necessary for orgies and orgasm at a national level. the minimum is 69.69%.

 

[eatshitndie]

Shulingla is really interested in dancehall culture. She was always asking me about it especially after watching china wine and mr bill and was totally confused by the terminology they used.

she's a rabid fan of the ho, 2nd only to sam. but yeah she's more likely to orgast with nigger twerking and genitalia gyration. :p

 

[Joanne]

Dear Joanne, at least you did not say that you're a "woman", like what "Claire" did last year:
sammyboy.com/showthread.php?218682-AMA-I-am-a-Singaporean-Woman
So may I ask, are you a woman in real life? :p

okay, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and become your online friend for now.

Why is everyone so fixated with who's that name Claire? I have gone over the archives and she's nothing great.

If you think I am a man, I am fine as well. It's an online forum. Imagination can be reality and vice versa and a thin line seperates lies and truth.

 

[zhihau]

I miss her deeply.

I miss her too.

But Joanne seems more interesting for now.

Morning Joanne! Welcome to the forum!

 

[Joanne]

Actually, I thought she was saying "弄的脑子筋死了 (nòng de nǎo zi jīn sǐ le)".

I am actually appalled by you guys about how China is this, how Chinese is that. And it is really a mockery that none of you understand a simple Shanghainese word "Nong" and debating till cow comes home what I was writing yesterday.

 

[Joanne]

Hi Joanne. Welcome. Hope I'm not too late to befriend u . I saw your thread late already so many in front of me.

Late? Why so?

 

[Joanne]

Hi Joanne. Do you know Tracy Tan? If you do can you please ask her to come back to the forum. I miss her deeply.

Tell her that the past is all water under the bridge and I would like to make a fresh start.

I don't. Do I look like a Lost and Found counter?

 

[Joanne]

I miss her too.

But Joanne seems more interesting for now.

Morning Joanne! Welcome to the forum!

Nongzo. Have a nice day.

 

[rocket]

A short introduction. I am Joanne (yes, it's my real name). I have been an avid reader of local forums, HWZ, Kayaloti, and Sam's Alfresco Heaven.

Well, a bit about myself. I am an Executive PA working in the western side of Singapore. I was born in China and my parents are from China. They settled here many years ago. I went to local schools in Singapore, just like most of you. I do visit my grandparents in Shanghai as they are living there.

I hope to make some friends here.

Fuck your China mother father.
Fuck back to China

 

[zhihau]

Nongzo. Have a nice day.

Nong Ho, Nong Ho! Dai Gah Ho!

 

[Leongsam]

I don't. Do I look like a Lost and Found counter?

I have no idea what you look like but if you're from China you're probably butt ugly.

 

[Joanne]

Fuck your China mother father.
Fuck back to China

没教养的人。新加坡的失败。

 

[Joanne]

Nong Ho, Nong Ho! Dai Gah Ho!

You just spoke cantonese. I am Shanghainese Singaporean. Nonetheless, thankyou.

 

[Joanne]

I have no idea what you look like but if you're from China you're probably butt ugly.

骂自己? Aren't you a Chinese yourself?

 

[chootchiew]

Late? Why so?

I took my queue number and waited for 12 hours just to get 3 words !!!! Disappointed

 

[Leongsam]

骂自己? Aren't you a Chinese yourself?

You must be blind as well as ugly. My ethnicity has been in my signature for the past 8 years.

 

[po2wq]

I have no idea what you look like but if you're from China you're probably butt ugly.

u switched ur interest from chichis 2 butt? ...