How will you celebrate the death of Dictator Lee Con You?

[Papsmearer]

I feel sorry for LKY.

At his age, with all the accompanying physical weaknesses, he should take it easy and retire completely.

There is still time for him to consider and that may endear him to the people once again.

The only way he can endear himself to his people is to die tomorrow. U will see how happy everyone will be. Let me tell u this story.


One day, Lee Con You and his son Gay Loong were flying SQ to KL for a conference with Malay leaders. On the flight up there, Gay Loong looked out of the window and said "Look Dad, at those poor pathetic Mats ekking out a living below. Why don't we throw this $10 bill out of the window, some Mat below will find it, and at least there will be 1 happy Mat tonight".

His father said "I have a better idea, instead of 1 $10 bill, we throw out 10 $1 bills and that way 10 Mats will find $1 each and there will be 10 happy Malaysians tonight".

At this point, a nearby passenger who overheard their conversation said "Why don't the both of you throw yourselves out of the plane, and tonight tthere will be 13 million happy Mats"

 

[GoldenDragon]

Wah, bring me mah. I not very greedy, 1 SYT enough for me, ok 2 but they have to be sisters. LOL. But I drink rum cokes can or not?

Sisters? Must be twins or not?

Rum cokes also boleh as long as that person dies!

Remind me when that day arrives.

 

[GoldenDragon]

The only way he can endear himself to his people is to die tomorrow. U will see how happy everyone will be. Let me tell u this story.

At this point, a nearby passenger who overheard their conversation said "Why don't the both of you throw yourselves out of the plane, and tonight tthere will be 13 million happy Mats" [/COLOR]

Updated version - .............and tonight there will be 13 million happy Mats AND 40% OF S'PORE'S VOTERS.

 

[ConyuConhee]

Updated version - .............and tonight there will be 13 million happy Mats AND 40% OF S'PORE'S VOTERS.

LONG LIVE lee ky
LONG LIVE lee ky
may ky bless you

 

[Papsmearer]

Updated version - .............and tonight there will be 13 million happy Mats AND 40% OF S'PORE'S VOTERS.

Yes, 40% voters = about 1 million singaporeans, plus another 500,000 ex-singaporeans mrigated to other countries because of Con You's policies, so all in 13 million happy Mats and 1.5 million happy native singaporeans. In other words, a good day. LOL

 

[Papsmearer]

Sisters? Must be twins or not?

Rum cokes also boleh as long as that person dies!

Remind me when that day arrives.

Preferably twins, but sisters ok. Also, if SYT got MILF mother, also boleh. Mother/Daughter threesome with me is on my bucket list. Mamasan pretend to be mother of SYT tak parkay, ok? hehehe

 

[Kohliantye]

Updated version - .............and tonight there will be 13 million happy Mats AND 40% OF S'PORE'S VOTERS.

GD, Yes I agree with you, BUT....

....................if I may add,.........

............There will be another 40% from among the die-hard voters (comprising of 60%) who will SWITCH CAMP towards the side of the original 40% intelligent Singaporeans. This is bound to happen and many of them will be from the CCC, RC, CCMC and what other C's they may belong to.

This people will cross over in droves and total up the entire group to 80%.

What can you deduce from this figures?

A complete change in leadership off course.........Cheerios

 

[Papsmearer]

Cristal and a $1000 hooker:-)

 

[palden]

Give this to him sure send him on the way. By the way, no need to curse our Great Leader. Without him Singapore will still be a fishing village. Raffles or LKY?

 

[Valdez]

Can you imagine your life without lky.? Truly, think about it. Unless you are some con man, criminals or good for nothing person who did not benefit from being a citizen of one of the world richest and safest country than I do not blame you for wanting to celebrate. Some damned sour grapes who can only envy the good life most citizens enjoyed because of lky.

 

[kopiuncle]

Can you imagine your life without lky.? Truly, think about it. Unless you are some con man, criminals or good for nothing person who did not benefit from being a citizen of one of the world richest and safest country than I do not blame you for wanting to celebrate. Some damned sour grapes who can only envy the good life most citizens enjoyed because of lky.

I toally agreed
A bunch of mob here
Always cursing and swearing
Wishing people dead
Sour grapes and green eyes
One day will eat their humble pies...

 

[Tarkett]

Cristal and a $1000 hooker:-)

y post your mom photo n ugly pussy which birth u of wedlock.

 

[johnny333]

Can you imagine your life without lky.? Truly, think about it. Unless you are some con man, criminals or good for nothing person who did not benefit from being a citizen of one of the world richest and safest country than I do not blame you for wanting to celebrate. Some damned sour grapes who can only envy the good life most citizens enjoyed because of lky.

Many people don't like KY because they get a burning sensation. However there are many alternatives like Astroglide, Wet Platinum, .... With something so important I'm surprised many refuse to try the alternatives :p

 

[Kohliantye]

Give this to him sure send him on the way. By the way, no need to curse our Great Leader. Without him Singapore will still be a fishing village. Raffles or LKY?

I would have preferred an old fishing village then waht it is today.

In a fishing village I Can still fish and fill my stomach.

 

[cheongwilly]

Yeah the old fart will never die he will be entomb like Mao in Tian an men square......so we can celebrate him forever.