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Chitchat Horny Hougang Lao Uncle steals Vibrator and Durex

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An elderly man was on Thursday (27 April) jailed one day and fined $600 for stealing a box of Durex vibration stimulator at the Giant supermarket at Hougang Green Shopping Mall.

Roy Cheong Weng Kay, 67, pleaded guilty in the State Courts and was sentenced on one count of theft in dwelling, with a separate theft charge taken into consideration.

Cheong, a sales manager, was caught in the act on 17 January this year. Around midnight, Giant’s loss prevention officer Tay Seng Heng observed Cheong taking the box of Durex vibration stimulator, worth $24.75, from the health and beauty section of the outlet.

Cheong had placed the box behind his iPad, which he was holding in his hands. While Tay kept a close watch, Cheong walked to the fruits and vegetables section. Tay saw Cheong looking around suspiciously but didn’t stop Cheong as he was still inside the Giant outlet.

When Cheong left the supermarket with the item in hand without paying and walked to the back alley, where a wet market was, Tay stopped him. Tay subsequently brought Cheong to the Giant supermarket office and called the police.

Upon arrival, the police arrested Cheong and seized the stolen Durex box. Cheong’s actions were also caught on CCTV cameras.

The recovered item will be returned to the Giant outlet. For theft in dwelling, Cheong could have been jailed for up to seven years and fined.
 
"For theft in dwelling, Cheong could have been jailed for up to seven years and fined."

It will be a great joke if Cheong was jailed for seven years & fines, for STEALING A BOX OF DUREX VIBRATOR...while one "moved" millions, gets discounted jail sentences of 3.5 yrs.....

Our Judicial really need a serious updating....
 
he should sue giant a family oriented Mart for selling such a low class kinky item.
 
he should sue giant a family oriented Mart for selling such a low class kinky item.

A lot of Spinsters go Giant buy cucumber ....
These unwanted losers will get a dildo instead when it's out of stock, hence it's necessary to have such kinky items there...
 
A lot of Spinsters go Giant buy cucumber ....
These unwanted losers will get a dildo instead when it's out of stock, hence it's necessary to have such kinky items there...

agree with u.
if any spinsters invite u for salad meal at their home, please immediately reject
 
Now security guard got cool name - loss prevention officer.

This loss prevention officer is better don't need pay salary.
giant pay money is already a loss.


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Now security guard got cool name - loss prevention officer.

same thing ...."jaga" is a "jaga"....now called security personnel...."bus driver" is a driver...now called "captain" head of the bus company " fleet admiral" for he or she commands a fleet of buses...ha ha ha

"a rose is a rose by any other name...same as cowdung".
 
What age already still buy vibrator to fuck his own ass???
Now security guard got cool name - loss prevention officer.
Roy Cheong Weng Kay, 67, pleaded guilty in the State Courts and was sentenced on one count of theft in dwelling, with a separate theft charge taken into consideration.
talking about names, his is close to that of "wanker" and is trying something new.
these old foggies create a list of things to achieve before the hit the bucket (hence bucket list) eg stealing undergarments from ntu, creating havoc at mrt station by placing flour, creating ruckus by seating in a choped tbl in tpy lor 8 hawker centre, pretending to own iPhone and talking to imaginary son insai mrt, getting employer to print namecards as loss prevention ocifer to impress beer aunties when he's a lowly jaga etc. the garment had better release the cpf savings before changi hilton runs out of space ;)
 
this lau uncle aka chootchiew obviously had a itch in his saikang and needed something to relieve it,give the man a break.
 
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