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bigboss

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....Said the 66-year-old housewife, in Mandarin: "A neighbour upstairs has been throwing faeces from their kitchen and bathroom window..."Surveillance cameras were installed from July 16 to 26 to assist our investigations, but no acts of high-rise littering of faeces were observed... NEA will re-deploy the camera if the problem recurs," he said...

This kind of incident can be easily solved by extracting DNA from shit thrown at the victim's flat and then compare it with DNA taken from victim's neighbours to catch the culprit.

Putting up surv camera is a waste of time. This is kid's play.

Getting paid in millions and the Minister in charge of NEA has no idea how to deal with such repulsive aggressors in a first world country. Time for LHL to kick arses if he really wants to show he is in control.
 

Leongsam

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If the police knocked on your door and demanded a DNA sample would you willingly oblige?
 

bigboss

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If the police knocked on your door and demanded a DNA sample would you willingly oblige?

Sinkie land is not like USA lah, human rights, fifth amendment, refusal to co-operate with police, must masok rumah with search warrant and all kinds of deterrence. In sinkie land, when mata mata asks you to co-operate, you do it no questions asked or you masok IMH. Ask Amos Yee.
 

halsey02

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If the police knocked on your door and demanded a DNA sample would you willingly oblige?

Do they still sell those test tubes & corks? I am willing to give my test tube of DNA...but the police must be a beautiful woman...no whips please...:biggrin:
 

gingerlyn

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throwing shit is the same as throwing rubbish.
how much you can fine him?
dna examination fee is more expensive than fine
 

Semaj2357

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also good for the residents to solve the mystery as to why their kid/s have a strong resemblance to the friendly neighbor uncle or the bangla that lives in the rubbish collection centre and who takes extra care to clean their corridors...:p
 

Leongsam

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Oh yes. I would give a sample of my dog's poo to the cop!

Cheers!

DNA samples are taken from the mouth you twit so unless you shit out of your mouth on a regular basis your poop isn't needed for DNA to be extracted.
 

Semaj2357

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If that is so, how will they get the dna sample from the shit? :confused:
swab from the mouth to match the cell that's already in the shit's dna.....
Lysosomes and peroxisomes (illustration)
These organelles are the recycling center of the cell. They digest foreign bacteria that invade the cell, rid the cell of toxic substances, and recycle worn-out cell components.
 

Leongsam

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If that is so, how will they get the dna sample from the shit? :confused:

You can extract DNA from shit but it's a really dumb and unpleasant way of getting a sample and would be done only if really necessary.

A mouth swab is the standard method.
 

Narong Wongwan

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