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hi! i need a cowboy for my big ranch.

lauhumku

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i can't understand why some of those think i m mr perfect. who exactly is he? he must be a very handsome man to stir up so much jealousy.
You will understand when you join assholes like leetahbar, yellow_people, tonychat, banova888 taking long indefinite holiday breaks. :biggrin:


 

fishbuff

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oh dear! i had many turning up in my ranch couple of days after my job ad. most were thais, indians, viets and even indonesians.

who should i employ? i need only 2 aussie cowboys. but with cheaper rate for foreigners, maybe i could take in 4. one thai was such a hunk. i shall hire him to be the supervisor.

goodness, u must have lost some marbles.
must be the stress in sg that's gotten to you.
 

Teo Kok Eng

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getting brokeback cowboys has its advantages. it means that cute little girl with big bosom like me is safe. i m quite helpless with my animals.

But those two brokeback cowboys brokeback with each other outside, then go home brokeback with wife :eek:
 

Ramseth

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can i hire u as the language teacher? i read that u are very proficient in many languages. are u also very proficient in bed?

can i date u when i m in town soon?

Sure. I prefer veggie or fish/chicken no red meat. A little wine would do fine. In bed, I do women only, no brokeback please.
 

lolabunny

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Sure. I prefer veggie or fish/chicken no red meat. A little wine would do fine. In bed, I do women only, no brokeback please.

Way to go people! We now have one successful match on this forum! :biggrin::biggrin:

When you guys hook up, bring the ropes, fresh cream and I mail you the other stuff. :p
 

Ramseth

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Way to go people! We now have one successful match on this forum! :biggrin::biggrin:

When you guys hook up, bring the ropes, fresh cream and I mail you the other stuff. :p

What are you thinking? I'm just a translator and maybe translate some bedtime fairy tales.
 

miss_aussie

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specially to my lovely CLINTON666

clint dear, it because of you that i come into this forum. i just love all those hilarious postings and threads.

a big muack to you, mate!:wink:
 

miss_aussie

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nite to all you lovely guys. catch up again soon. a big kiss to everyone and thanks.

this position is closed. i got all my cowboys needed but i need a translator now in thai preferably. the viet chap understands simple english. the huge, hairy and friendly indian is such a prune!
 

Ramseth

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would want a piece of my meat? from my ranch that is.

I'd appreciate an occasional fresh fine steak. :biggrin:

A reasonable South Australian wine to go along would be fine, I'm not that snobbish to insist on French names that are hard to pronounce without frogging your tongue.
 

Ramseth

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nite to all you lovely guys. catch up again soon. a big kiss to everyone and thanks.

this position is closed. i got all my cowboys needed but i need a translator now in thai preferably. the viet chap understands simple english. the huge, hairy and friendly indian is such a prune!

Me, me, English (HM Henry XIII, QE II standard), Chinese (Han Dynasty standard in Traditional and PRC standard in Simplified), Japanese (Emperor Akihito standard), Thai (King Rama V Chualalongkorn standard), Malay (well, well, maybe Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim standard). Indian, sorry I don't know, no such language.
 

Charlie258

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getting brokeback cowboys has its advantages. it means that cute little girl with big bosom like me is safe. i m quite helpless with my animals.


Cute little Whitey gals with big boobs are not in vogue in Asia these days. Tall, slim China gals are very much in fashion, and in great demand. I guess you are just sh*t out of luck, skin job[transvestite]. :biggrin:
 
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