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PEASANTPORE: As Peasantpore’s population ages, the regime remains committed to making sure peasants are able to pay for their health care expenses, Deputy Prime Minion Heng $wee $wee said on Monday (Mar 29) as he marked Peasantpore Sex Hospital’s (SGH) bicentennial celebration.
In his speech, Minion Heng said that the future of healthcare in Peasantpore will continue to be shaped by profits, not cost recovery. The regime is committed to ”ensure all peasants pay for their healthcare”.
“I must remind you that Peasantpore is not a Nordic country” he said.
Heng pointed out that by 2030, thanks to dead Autocrat LKY's Eugenics policies, one-quarter of Peasantpore’s population will be aged 65 and above.
“We reluctantly give peanuts to Pioneer and Merdeka Generation, I reassured Ruler Loong that we will continue to underspend for our healthcare compared to more successful countries e.g. Taiwan. We still continue to let old peasants die in hospitals if the doctors deemed them as burden to the healthcare system.,”
Minion Heng also stressed the need for every peasant to understand that profits are important for any hospitals.
“Old peasants must place greater emphasis on staying active and healthy, I cannot be helping pay for your healthcare issues if you do not exercise daily or kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait,” he said.
“Ruler Loong has already passed a edict to enforce co-payment for all healthcare policies, you dummies better wake up!”
Minion Heng also said that the regime is also committed to making a career in healthcare attractive for the down and out peasants.
"In our 10 Million Population White Paper, Sim Ann and her team cock up a bit and stated that nursing is considered menial labour. That was a PR fiasco, so Ruler Loong had no choice but to glorify nurses and other health care serfs. Sim Ann will never be a full Minion thanks to that expensive mistake," he said.
"Minion Gan Bo Yong is working with SGH and all healthcare employers to try hire local jobless peasants for the career pathways in healthcare. They will be desperate and sign up for back breaking labour and shifts"
MORE PROFITS FOR HEALTHCARE INSTITUTIONS BY INCREASING CO-PAYMENT
“With the exception of Taiwan, Nordic cuntries, maybe the Nihons or Onion eaters, most Western societies are facing deficits in their healthcare spending. Of course, we do not compare ourselves with basket cases e.g. Burma. But clever Jane Austen rebels stated correctly that we have consistently underspend on healthcare and manage to pass the costs to our stupid peasants. We can do that because our local peasants are mainly fools.” he explained.
“Jane Austen rebels have been trying to demand we increase our healthcare spending to reach the developed countries level, but they are fools. Where I get the money? From Mindef? From Ho Jinx? Remember, we are running a budget deficit without bailouts from the reserves. Use your brains before making stupid demands?”
SGH's celebration, named “Rooted in Profits By Letting Old Peasants Die”, was held at the hospital's new white elephant Bicentennial Garden which Minion Heng officially opened by planting a tree.
PEASANTPORE: As Peasantpore’s population ages, the regime remains committed to making sure peasants are able to pay for their health care expenses, Deputy Prime Minion Heng $wee $wee said on Monday (Mar 29) as he marked Peasantpore Sex Hospital’s (SGH) bicentennial celebration.
In his speech, Minion Heng said that the future of healthcare in Peasantpore will continue to be shaped by profits, not cost recovery. The regime is committed to ”ensure all peasants pay for their healthcare”.
“I must remind you that Peasantpore is not a Nordic country” he said.
Heng pointed out that by 2030, thanks to dead Autocrat LKY's Eugenics policies, one-quarter of Peasantpore’s population will be aged 65 and above.
“We reluctantly give peanuts to Pioneer and Merdeka Generation, I reassured Ruler Loong that we will continue to underspend for our healthcare compared to more successful countries e.g. Taiwan. We still continue to let old peasants die in hospitals if the doctors deemed them as burden to the healthcare system.,”
Minion Heng also stressed the need for every peasant to understand that profits are important for any hospitals.
“Old peasants must place greater emphasis on staying active and healthy, I cannot be helping pay for your healthcare issues if you do not exercise daily or kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait,” he said.
“Ruler Loong has already passed a edict to enforce co-payment for all healthcare policies, you dummies better wake up!”
Minion Heng also said that the regime is also committed to making a career in healthcare attractive for the down and out peasants.
"In our 10 Million Population White Paper, Sim Ann and her team cock up a bit and stated that nursing is considered menial labour. That was a PR fiasco, so Ruler Loong had no choice but to glorify nurses and other health care serfs. Sim Ann will never be a full Minion thanks to that expensive mistake," he said.
"Minion Gan Bo Yong is working with SGH and all healthcare employers to try hire local jobless peasants for the career pathways in healthcare. They will be desperate and sign up for back breaking labour and shifts"
MORE PROFITS FOR HEALTHCARE INSTITUTIONS BY INCREASING CO-PAYMENT
“With the exception of Taiwan, Nordic cuntries, maybe the Nihons or Onion eaters, most Western societies are facing deficits in their healthcare spending. Of course, we do not compare ourselves with basket cases e.g. Burma. But clever Jane Austen rebels stated correctly that we have consistently underspend on healthcare and manage to pass the costs to our stupid peasants. We can do that because our local peasants are mainly fools.” he explained.
“Jane Austen rebels have been trying to demand we increase our healthcare spending to reach the developed countries level, but they are fools. Where I get the money? From Mindef? From Ho Jinx? Remember, we are running a budget deficit without bailouts from the reserves. Use your brains before making stupid demands?”
SGH's celebration, named “Rooted in Profits By Letting Old Peasants Die”, was held at the hospital's new white elephant Bicentennial Garden which Minion Heng officially opened by planting a tree.
