Aiyoh not everyone is like Wei Xiaobao thought most of us guys do honour him and hope to be as lucky as him.
It's not difficult to be as lucky as him.
Lolabunny's Mahjong table guide to having multiple wives:
One really good wife is not that bad because you can always call commercial call girl and you guys can tarma together without paying tarma rates. Moreover, if you order Ah Qua or shemale, it'll certainly add spice to lovey life. If she does try to kill you, you can easily overpower her.
Two is bad, because they will both give you hell and if they go nuts, they will do a Diabolique on you. One woman wanting to castrate you is bad, two makes it worse. Now we all know why some guys get alot of trouble. They stopped at two.
However, you can get lucky like One-eyed dragon. Then again, his bad luck went to some other part of his life and we all know what happened to him.
So don't be too happy if both of them get along.
For example, 3 is good, introduce them to mahjong together. They'll jio you to play and if they kill you, no one completes the table. Moreover, they cannot figure out how to kill off the other two because two is just too much to kill. However, comparing among 3 ladies, ie: comparing with two other women is very tiring, make sure you have enough moolah or MOJO.
Again, mulitply the danger factor by 3 if they find out and they don't get along. Because the anger level is higher than if there's just one other girl and it's also easier to decide that you are the bad guy. Because it's just too difficult to share with two much less three, they could decide that it is only fair and equal if none of them own you. But you being such a bastard to have three, well well, you certainly deserve some nice desserts. :p
The guy in Diabolique lived because he had two. With three wives wanting to kill you, there's enough pots and kitchen to make curry, kimchi, meatloaf and satay and spread out across sinkiepore to feed stray dogs and cats. If you realize that too late, you can only curse garmen for not allowing cats in HDB flats, otherwise there won't be so many stray cats to eat your cooked corpse. Thus beware if one or more of the three wives can cook very well. Because mixed up with the right flour and spices, the strays in sinkapore will find you very tasty. The above dishes are just the tip of the iceberg with what we can do with carefully sliced and minced meat. :p
Four is bad, they'll make you serve them tea and then play among themselves. That is why religions which allows four wives do not allow gambling.
(Lolabunny came up with this, so you guys heard it here first. No copying or you will be cursed by the spells which protect the holy bunny.)
Five may be good because once four of them start playing, there'll always be one extra to keep you company.
Six is a good idea, because you get a mahjong table full, then two more wives to tarma with you. You also get one day off to rest if all demand sexy time once a week. You get to go church to confess sins etc. However, if one expect more than one day of sexy time, then two... well, be sure to eat more vitamins. :p
Seven like Wei Xiaobao is good, because one of the tables always need one guy, so they won't mistreat you. However, if every one expects sexy time, you won't get a single day off in the week. Couple that with mahjong, you are likely to die from exhaustion.
Eight is bad, because you'll serve them and they'll totally ignore you when playing. Plus if all eight are playing, you definitely have to serve them and you'll always be busy because there're two tables of mahjong playing ladies.
(See Stephen Chow in Tang Bohu & you get the drift.)
