has anybody ever tried bribing ur superiors in SAF?

[frenchbriefs]

while looking at my stock portfolio and counting the number of fifty dollar notes in my piggy bank i came across a thought regarding the recent events of my life.what if u could bribe ur superior officers in NS?why hasnt this thought occured to any NSF during their lives in NS?

i dont understand why is the government so hard up over corruption in the first place,it is one of the perks and priviledges of being rich no?if not why the pursuit of happiness and prosperity?after all the rich already has so many privileges in real life,not only do they get the best customer service when it comes to shopping and dining and banking and flying and housing and much much more.

their offsprings have the most distinct advantage in education,where they attend the best private international schools money can buy,sure they might not be harvard or cambridge material but they sure as hell will get a proper top notch education"proper as in proper with a british accent",and the best private tutors to ensure that their grammar and enunciation is as perfect as leong sam's.when u listen to a north indian offspring speak that lives in one of those condo enclaves in tanjong rhu,u get a sense of refinement and nobility and sophistication that is absent or plainly missing in most of these sinkie knobs that goes to one of those peasant public schools.and its a wonder why nobody wants to hire them.

their list of priviledges doesnt end there,what with the government bending head over heels trying to kiss rich people's asses,and concocting all sorts of policies and laws to pander to the rich.oh dont worry we are not going to the tax the rich and yes please go ahead and enjoy the finest housing our country has to offer.we will just go ahead and cut the welfare losers' benefits and reduce welfare social spending and force these sinkie knobs to do even more NS and work till they die.so lets not talk about happiness,its like the peasant and the rich are both living same lives in the same country in the same neighbourhood but on different planets and different levels.the amount of priviledge the rich has is unbelivable.like watching the rich speed across the indian ocean on a 100 foot megayatch while the peasant is peasant is struggling paddling his leaky boat hoping not to be engulfed by the next tsunami wave.

so begs the question,why cant we bribe our SAF superiors?i know SAF officers are highly paid to prevent corruption but we know every man has his price-ferengi rules of acquisition number 65.it will motivate me to get rich if i know i can slip a couple hundred bucks or a ipad if i can get an airconditioned bunk or extra rations or the best treatment money can buy.

 

[butoh6050]

When i was in the army, our cook sergeant wants to sell us the army rations at a discounted rate.
Things like sardine, crackers, milo , and some other goodies.

Another cook sergeant was caught having unnatural sex with a private and got discharged.

 

[ontheA1]

When I was doing my NS around 15 years ago I did do this a couple of times to get favoured for time off, guard duties etc. It is not difficult to do when you are prepared to 'invest' and come across the correct people to ' invest' in.

 

[Sideswipe]

when I was the guard commander during NS, I saw my guard on prowling duty lazing and watching tv in the bunk, he tried to bribe me with a cigarette.

 

[shittypore]

Recruits whose Parents came to vist em on Sunday with Merc or flashy cars are all under the protection of the Superior Officers and they rec special pampering and attention. They dont need to bribe, if we tried we be charged and put in detention barracks, tats life and i wonder if tis is practise in our judicary system!