Wish to take this opportunity to wish all Christians a Happy Good Friday!!!
God Bless, and Cheers!
God Bless, and Cheers!
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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
your god can drown the whole world just because he is displeased. so don't come and act nice lah...
after Jesus resurrected liao...................he should have mati a 2nd time on Monday.....................like that, Friday to Monday no work mah hor.............
faster, ask Jesus to die 2nd time..................
I don't have a problem with Christians, fundamentalist or not. Just wishing them on this significant day on their calendar.
Cheers!
Shit, that is damn scary. I doubt if anyone alive is brave enough to crucify a zombie!!
Cheers!
According to the Koran, there was a pronphet named Jesus. But whether there was a person who existed as the Jesus of Nazareth and lived the events of that life - there's no physical evidence.
Cheers!
Same to you,God bless.
Koran....................?..................you mean that copycat book................from Mohammed the trader-conman ?
Nope! Muslims dont worship Jesus.
Nope! Prophet Muhammad, saw, no conman. He was an honest trader. Never cheat nobody money and never once claimed he is god.
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he was just an opportunist that fooled all those nomadic arabs suffering from heat-stroke in the desert...................
Islam was copied from Christianity and Judaism............
my apu-neh friend,
long time no see..your forefathers were hindus...muslims came by war and christians came by colonial to your ancestor land
Don't forget.Muhammad claimed to be the last prophet...very smart to prevent future generation to claim to be prophet
We must thank him because Jesus and Muhammad alreadi gave us enough hard time...attack on pagans...holy wars..911Before u jump the gun, have u actually read the whole Quran and the whole bible in the first place? Instead of cherry picking.
all religious relievers don't believe in the other gods except their own. so it is N-1 where N is the number of gods in human history.
so in a sense, all religious believers are atheist to the other gods.
so why stop at N-1? we go for N. aka.. completely don't believe in any gods.
if you can see your logic, you will see our logic too.
so in a sense, all religious believers are atheist to the other gods.
so why stop at N-1? we go for N. aka.. completely don't believe in any gods.
if you can see your logic, you will see our logic too.
my apu-neh friend,
Muhammad claimed to be the last prophet...very smart to prevent future generation to claim to be prophet
My friend, WMI no apuh neh or tambiah ya. Sorry to disappoint u.
Pagans? No lah. Nowadays where got Muslims invading "pagan" countries?
9/11? Muslims so "backward". Never knew they can actually plan 9/11 attack.
But we know know whos the mastermind.
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