Guess the race: Man raped a 2500 year old mummy

[steffychun]

http://www.nigerianscoop.com/2016/02/smithsonian-employee-accused-of-raping.html

A SECURITY GUARD OF THE SMITHSONIAN MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY WAS ARRESTED LAST THURSDAY, FOR ALLEGEDLY HAVING SEX WITH ONE OF THE MUMMIES OF THE EGYPTIAN EXHIBITION.
44-year old James Monroe, has worked as a night watchman for the reputed museum for the last nine years, and was almost considered a model employee until his divorce two years ago.

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How can you get any pleasure from a mummy's vagina?

 

[congo9]

I think divorce has taken a toll on him. When you are down, the devil will attack you by creating illusion. I think the Mummy is inflicted by devil.

 

[babuSingh]

And to think that you believe this kind of dodgy news written by a site called Nigerian scoop? The same site that wrote 15 girls got pregnant in a pool?

Oh please....sigh