You have to ask for a refund from the shit times...or sundae times......BB residents feel SHIOK!, not SHOCK!
This seems to be part of journalism 101 throughout the world.
I often see the headlines in the local rag.... "Community grieving over death of long standing council member...".
Well I'm part of the community they refer to and I'm not anywhere close to grief. In fact I don't know the old codger from Adam and I couldn't give a shit about his death.
A glance around my cul-de-sac indicates that my neighbors aren't grieving either. They're all going about their usual routine BBQs, playing on trampolines, cricket in the backyard and so on.