Girl at 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68??

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Girl at 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68??

From: LauZoeTay 1:41 pm
To: ALL

You know what is the difference between girls aged : 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
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At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
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At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
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At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
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At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
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At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
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At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

 

[Kuailan]

Very creative!!

 

[po2wq]

... ...

between the ages of 15 and 18, a woman is like china or iran. Developing at
a sizzling rate with a lot of potential, but as yet still not free or open.

Between the ages of 18 and 21, a woman is like africa or australia. She is
half-discovered, half-wild and naturally beautiful, with bushland around the
fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 and 30, a woman is like america or japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries
with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 and 35, she is like india or spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 and 40, a woman is like france or argentina. She may
have been half-destroyed during the war, but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 and 50, she is like yugoslavia or iraq. She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.

Between the ages of 50 and 60, she is like russia or canada. Very wide,
quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate
keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 and 70, a woman is like england or mongolia. With a
glorious and all-conquering past, but, alas, no future.

After 70, a woman is like albania or afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
is, but no one wants to go there.

... ...

 

[Alamaking]

Quote from 康康 from Taiwan Variety Show:

用球来形容女人

18 岁的女人像足球，20个男人抢着要。
28 岁的女人像篮球，虽然不比足球多， 但还有10个男人抢着要。
38 岁的女人像网球，你打给我，我打给你。
48 岁的女人像高尔夫球，球越打越远越好。
58 岁的女人像羽毛球，为什么呢？
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因为羽毛球越打越久，毛越来越少。。。。。。。。

 

[chingchong]

At 78 you'd rather get off your bed and jump down from 30th-storey