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jw5

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Saw this in the new paper on Sunday. Advertisement placed by a farmer.
"Wife wanted. Must have tractor. If interested, please send photo of tractor."

Hahahahaha. Really made my day. :smile:
 

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Something that I remember hearing him say frequently. Ex Taiwan president Chen Shuibian who is currently being accused of corruption and money laundering.
"Ah Pian Ai (loves) Taiwan."

Hahahaha. :smile:
 

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." :smile:
 

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." :smile:
Hahahaha. :smile:
An honest Chinese man was disappointed that his younger brother Er Niu was already married, whereas he was not. He inserted an ad in the papers for a wife ending with the caveat:
"Da Niu Pi Chiow Lan" (meaning Da Niu is rather lazy)
The next day he received thousands of letters from women wanting to meet him. Many people read Chinese from right to left and they read the ad as:
"Lan Chiow Pi Niu Da." (meaning his penis is bigger than a bull's)
:smile: :smile:
 

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." :smile:

Ha.. ha.. bro, good joke man. :biggrin:

He must be wondering whether he did the wrong thing. :biggrin:
 
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